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1 year, 5 months ago

Yay! My Brown Belt finally came in the mail. Now it's time to turn this party upside down! Ready?

Instead of asking a question to which you provide an answer. I'm going to give an answer to which you provide the QUESTION! Damn I'm good and not nearly as think as you drunk I am!

Okay so here's how we play this game. I give an answer below and you provide the best, most unique, complicated question that fits my answer. Unless it's obvious which is best, I may just leave this to votes so the winner is a web-wide Mahalo Champion!

My Answer is:

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I associate your assertion to sort of a psychological Gräfenberg Spot that is not shared by the plant or animal kingdom (not counting the fact that yes, kittens do dream as @bunnyphuphu so wickedly revealed recently).

Some of you who are older may recall the phrase coined by Jackie Vernon, "A wet bird never flies at night." While this phrase most accurately answers your question I felt that there was a deeper philosophy at work here so that's why I mentioned the deeper G-Spot reference at first.

The human mind and it's varying levels of self-awareness are in inspiration to programmers, not just psychologists. I fully expect in the next 12 years or so a developed AI (artificial intelligence) program that takes into consideration the changing times and includes almost a daily relevancy to the choices it makes. Some of you may recall my idea for a game that uses this "new AI". (I'm still looking for investors in that concept, btw. -- Call me!)

These different levels (as they rise and fall throughout our everyday lives) are not always reachable. The basic idea is that as my attention shifts from one thing of personal importance to another that I might be drawn into a false sense of importance by say, an advertisement, a noisy cell phone conversation or even a subconscious memory brought to the surface by a chance smell. But in the case of the example you gave in your question, I see all these factors playing a part.

Putting all these perspectives presented here into a single cohesive answer unfortunately requires the reader to draw certain conclusions on their own but I think many will agree that together this at least scratches the surface of your question. Maybe others will provide more insight. Thank you! I loved your question!

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tracebooks | 1 year, 5 months ago
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I believe this lovely, award-winning answer is connected to the question "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" It explains the Gräfenberg Spot connection, as well as why it's neither plant nor animal kingdom, and yet the deeper connection to the human psyche.
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tracebooks | 1 year, 5 months ago Report

Thanks! In fact, I actually thought you might have answered this question at some point, but am still so busy with my family's Hannukah-like 8 nights of Christmas (no joke--everyone wants to do their own celebration their way) that I hadn't been able the time to check and see if you actually had answered "Do androids dream of electric sheep"! And now you have a ready-made answer if you ever do.

Thanks for the ninja Bandaids. I now have numerous little pine-needle cuts.

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murb442 | 1 year, 5 months ago
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Question:

Did you steal my milk?

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murb442 | 1 year, 5 months ago Report

Thanks Silver, thought I would go the random/unique route, glad you appreciated it :)

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silverhammer | 1 year, 5 months ago Report

Okay that just made me laugh. :D

If I was drinking the alleged milk it would have come through my nose.

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bunnyphuphu | 1 year, 5 months ago
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I think I might know the answer.

"Do aliens ever abduct humans for psychic orgies during bad weather?"
In the stories I've heard, they always seem to show up on nice clear evenings.

*congratulations on the belt thing, you deserve it!
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ameliacarlos | 1 year, 5 months ago
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question:

can anyone answer a question that i really don't know how to explain?

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my mind is filling up with some messy thoughts like G-Spot,

"A wet bird never flies at night."

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ubconscious memory............................please answer my question!!!!!..........i'm desperate to know what i must have thought and what i must have wanted to ask!

lol gr8 question hammer..................you need a good party bash!

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tyroneluton | 1 year, 5 months ago
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I think I might know the answer.

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albanian | 1 year, 5 months ago
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Do owls hunt during thunderstorms? If so, is that why Athena is the daughter of Zeus? If not, is the Norse Pantheon more natural than the Greek?
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mithrandir | 1 year, 5 months ago
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Hey @silverhammer ,

congratulations on your brown belt, it's definitely well deserved!

I love your challenge, and it will definitely give me a lot to ponder on. At first glance, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about :)

I'll give this some serious thought, and will try to come up with an appropriate question that will make your answer shine like a true 'Best Answer'.

Util then, enjoy your brown belt!
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mithrandir | 1 year, 5 months ago Report

Hmmm. seems like @tracebooks has nicked this one already. That answer seems just about perfect!

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silverhammer | 1 year, 5 months ago Report

Thank you and thank you for playing! I look forward to your well thought out question. :)

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ciotti | 1 year, 5 months ago
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Question: How can I sound like a pseudo-intellectual?
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I want those ninja band-aids.

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