In Behind the Bell, Dustin Diamond delivers a moving and charismatic memoir of living the American dream. Screech tells you all the dirty details on that show you kind of liked in the early 1990's, even if it didn't happen! This book will shock and appall you, so wicked hard. The book will be forwarded by Mario Lopez's brother Roberto. If you are a fan of Saved by the Smell or Celebrity Fit Club this is the book for you!!! It will make you feel sorry for not wanting to by a buy a "I paid $15 to help Screech save his house'' t-shirt.

Dustin Diamond's new tell-all memoir, "Behind the Bell" details Dustin's time spent on the set of the hit 'tween show, Saved By the Bell. Inside, Dustin relives the friction that existed between himself and Dennis Haskins (Mr. Belding), who were bitter enemies. "Screech" also makes shocking allegations that Elizabeth Berkley (aka "Jessie") is actually a man who requires regular hormone injections, often pre-empting the show's shooting schedule. The bizarre revelations continue with accusations that A.C. Slater's mullet was a fake, and that the crew would have problems with Mario Lopez stealing and hoarding his character's wrestling leotards for personal use off-set. Tiffany Amber Thiesen's secret affairs with Dennis Haskins and Ed Alonzo ("Max") led to on-set tension. With the tv show, plagued by arguments, black mail, and secrets, the show nearly disappeared from the air waves after the writers and directors quit the production. Diamond goes on to credit himself for bringing in his pet chihuahuas to complete the writing and production of the show for seasons 3-5. A unique scandal-packed look at a beloved retro television show. Not suitable for any ages.

bbbbbring... bbbbbring... is that the bell? thank god for that, saved me from the torture of reliving a single moment of the show i had completely eradicated from my mind until i red this. I'll pay you $2 to never mention it again :p