Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris?
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The quickest way to a man's heart is Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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I bet it originated on a site like 4chan or College Humor and spread from there.
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