Who do you think is the funniest person dead or alive?
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M$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmfYOB2_b5I
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M$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_8SKoJKZWg
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M$Thought Josh Blue is a close 2nd since he is a family friend.
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M$Of the contemporary people, I'd say George Carlin: "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? "
And my current man crush, Jon Stewart, "I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
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M$I can't believe he hasn't been mentioned yet.
Here are some of my favorite lines...
I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality
Hit the link for more awesomeness!
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/mitch_hedberg.html
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M$Least favorite: Robin Williams
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M$Dad: Hey, I think I lost my tooth.
Me: ummm...what are you talking about? you lost your tooth?
Dad: you know...the tooth thing you got me for my cell phone. Do you know where it is?
Me: Oh, your bluetooth? Look in the office.
Dad: ok bye.
5 minutes later, I receive a text from him that says: "Found my tooth!"
He also called me one day to ask how much it would cost to have eBay installed on his computer.
Note: He does not do things like this to be funny, nor is he stupid. He is just really clueless about technology. haha
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M$Here's a clip of him about his thoughts on the automobile industry's bail out.
http://www.jabjab.net/2008/12/john-stewart-gets-serious-about-auto.html
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M$I recently discovered a really funny stand up commedian named Gabriel Iglesias. You may have seen him on Comedy Central. Best of all, he doesn't use profanity in his routine. I so appreciate this - there's too much of that going around nowadays.
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M$It helps that he and I have a similar knowledge base--he's a geek, likes Star Trek the Next Generation and is a foodie.
But his comedy is very innovative, because he doesn't have to worry about censorship. Yet his comedy's also very classic, like old school radio sketches, with a liberal dose of vulgarity.
The other thing is that, since he's somewhat small time, he is very interactive with his listeners. So you feel more like a friend than a fan. Pretty cool.
http://www.geologicpodcast.com/
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M$Following Merlin on Twitter is a real treat. Be sure to check him out!
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M$Slightly NSFW, btw.
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M$I know there is allot of controversy around him lately but he still makes me laugh.
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Agreed. Very, very funny and he really packs in a lot of jokes. Stand-ups now seem so alike because they're all trying so hard to be "edgy". It's as if they're trying to out-edgy each other! Shouting and swearing and being outrageous can be funny, but it can also get kind of old. Rodney was great because he had an original wit.
Thanks! I believe he was the greatest comedian ever, and he will be forever missed, yet will live forever online. Definitely an original!