where do socks lost in the laundry go?
what do you guys think?
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Once I have enough of your socks I will make the rest of my plan public so for the foreseeable future just know the socks you lose are ending up in my possession. Upon the date of the completion of this collection my demands will change. Be prepared.
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The socks vanish due to the Secret International Super Government. SISG
There are other reasons, but this is by far the most common. They are watching, all the time and t -
Sorry Cheap this is Shadow Bear taking over your keyboard, man you type way too slowly. Let me take over for a moment because:
1) You don't know what to say without risking your security clearance.
and
2)I enjoy messing with you.
OK, we need to monitor the health and wellbeing of the major nations of the world, using a method invented in the 1950s we can test a sample sock for illnesses and head off viral disasters, needless to say creation of international sock donation centers would be seen as a waste of taxpayer money so we created an underground lab and we hide the budget in the massive American military budget (Good luck finding it, Hahaha!) Also we don't trust that people would comply fearing privacy issues so we have black ops teams "aquire" the socks. . . except in North Korea where they just go door to door collecting socks, and they don't let anyone talk about it. Want proof just ask, they will deny it.
(Disclaimer for plausable deniability - this post has been fabricated as an attempt at humor. This in no way represents reality or the way SISG works, nor does this even confirm the existance of SISG, thank you.)
OK Cheap you can have your keyboard back - Ok . . . well, I guess that about covers it, thanks.
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Understanding your dismay.I also wondered where all those socks went to.So a little research was called for.
This is what I uncovered.IMG
There are little creatures called Underpants Gnomes.They reside in the back of the dryer.They are in cahoots with the sock monsters.They work together to steal socks from the dryer and put them somewhere else in your home.About a week or so later you will find that missing sock in a place that you would have NEVER thought you would find it. if they find that a certain sock is superior to others they will keep them and turn them into Sock Monkeys.
Although this may seem like a rediculous thing to grasp.....It is all true!
IMG
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The socks go out the laundry vortex into the wardrobe and the socks are transmogrified into....
Those silver wire coathangers that seem to mysteriously gather in every wardrobe on the planet.
This theory not only explains lost socks, but the proliferation of wire coathangers
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According to the above law, you yourself even have some control over the changed form. For example, one particularly creative individual changed the form of the 'lint' (formerly 'sock') into cute "dust bunnies" (see photo below}. I do not want to directly speculate on what these two "bunnies" are doing, but perhaps they are following a Biblical maxim to "Be fruitful and multiply." This does seem to correspond with my life experience.
duenhsiyen
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I love and am entertained by the answers on this thread, but wait can't help thinking about those answers maybe they are true, what if they are true? The next question might be: "What can be a worst case scenario in the household if "lost socks" cannot be located?" or "What is the Sock Conspiracy Theory?" Funny, come to think of it, it's not , it's very serious. What if the accumulation of the lost of a sock in every household will be found in one place, that would be very suspicious, what are they going to do with them? Who are the culprits? Hope they are not going to create a WMD (hello, in case you forgot, that is Weapon of Mass Destruction, lol). OMG, I have to wake up now, losing my mind on this sock phenomenon.
As all phenomenons, cannot explain it sorry, maybe someday.
Just one suggestion: Buy socks of the same types and colors, it will minimize or cover the loss.
Maybe of help is : THE BUREAU OF MISSING SOCKS http://www.funbureau.com/
fictional imagination
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