When answering the door naked with a beer in hand, which beer should you be drinking?
http://www.torontosun.com/news/weird/2010/07/14/14707286.html
So, which beer would you have in hand? Some likely thoughts:
A Tuborg, to imply that you're Danish.
A Old English 40 ounce, to imply that you're wasted.
A Sierra Nevada IPA, because it tastes so great on a summer day.
What's your answer and reason?
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How much damage can a dog leash do anyway? I also don't really see how answering the door in the nude constitutes "weird." Can't we be naked in our own homes if we want to? In Arizona, it gets really hot. I would want to go imaginary skinny dipping also. I mean, if she looked good (let's hope that she did), being naked might have also helped her case a little bit (unless it happened to be a straight woman cop--in that case, you better get a good lawyer).
(I don't think they even make this anymore, but it seemed like a good fit.)
I have some experience with being hot, crazy, and naked at times.
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M$Besides the obvious name/nakedness correlation, you gotta check out their website. Plus it's a very good ale, from what I've been told. Sorry, A - I am a Fine Wino. But good beer abounds in this house, and I have only heard great things about Arrogant Bastard.
"This is an aggressive beer. You probably won't like it." That's their opening line. Doesn't that just make you wanna pop a cold one to find out??
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Oh good! Glad you like it! Did you specify gal? Guess I didn't read carefully. I thought the big bottle just the right size to cover - ya know - the "modesty" parts, but not if it's not a guy!
A thought - buy Arrogant Bastard and save some at room temp for colder weather. Then you could run around naked (briefly) and drink like a Brit!
Luckily they have begun to carry Arrogant Bastard in my area (along with other Stone Brewing brews) and it is one of my favorites.
I'm not sure it's the right beer for this occasion though. For one thing, it would be a better pick for a guy than a gal. Also, a beer with quite that much character is really better in cooler weather.
Still, it's a good choice, with those caveats.
No, I didn't specify gal.That was just who was in the news article. If I had been really on the ball I would have asked for answers for guy and gal; but, as it was some answers were gender independent. Arrogant Bastard and Crazy Horse were really more for guys, while Busch and Bare Ass Blonde were more for gals. But Totally Naked works for both, and I would have picked it as best if I had been on time.
New Glarus - Totally Naked
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This was easily the best answer, although others were good. But, I missed out on picking because I took a long weekend. Thanks, @spoon!
Yes, that provides a complete explanation for the birthday suit!
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M$In National Lampoons Vacation. Cousin Eddie offers Clark a beer,When Clark answers Yes,He Hands him the beer he had already opened and drank out of,It happened to be Meister Brau.Cousin Eddie would drink Meister Brau and def answer the door naked!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Tw4iensEpE
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LOL!
I just could picture that movie and in my mind seeing Cousin Eddie answering the door with a Meister Brau in his hand naked.
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/105/1366
Even in 1986 there was no excuse for drinking Meister Brau. This gal looks like she might though.
so i will go with my second choice for the person who lives in a rural area and wants to scare the hell out of anyone who comes to their house....
backwoods bastard! just look at that creepy old man.
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Great minds think alike!
Lotta bastards in the beer world, it seems. Arrogant Backwoods Bastard has a nice ring, dontcha think?
Hm, I don't know. The Backwoods Bastard probably wouldn't take off his clothes even to take a bath, if for some reason he ever had a mind to take one. .
haha i just changed it!
I was sure i would be the first, its a great beer you should try it.
there really is alot of bastard beers, actually back woods bastard is exactly the same as the beer "Dirty Bastard" only once they finish they age some in bourbon barrels.
Its around 10%abv so this would make any old bastard get naked, even if he doesn't bathe.
I imagine the leash had a metal clip on the end, since she managed to smash the front and rear windows.
Crazy Horse would be a good choice if they still made it. Crazy Horse's descendents sued and made them change their name. Which is another issue; but, it seems to me historical characters are legitimate names when they've been dead a century or so even if there are descendents.
Crazy Horse was pretty much like Old English, but the name does bring in the insanity defense in a subtle way. Old Englishmen are just a little eccentric.