What's your favorite (clean) lawyer joke?
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The man says, "I wish for one billion dollars."
The genie replies, "OK, but every lawyer gets two billion."
The man says, "I wish for a solid gold Cadillac."
The genie replies, "OK, but every lawyer gets two. Now what's wish number three?"
Finally, after thinking a bit, the man replies, "I've always wanted the satisfaction of having donated one of my kidneys."
Here's another one:
What do you call twenty lawyers scattered around a ski resort?
Biathlon.
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"What new evidence" The Judge asked
The Lawyer answered "My client has an extra $10,000 and I just found out about it"
Read it somewhere on the internet, I think
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P: Professional courtesy.
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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
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M$A: ...... I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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A: A good start.
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Mahalo Answer Member: Attorney, I'm not sure if you have been to Mahalo Answers?
Lawyer: I thought I'm having a break...is that a legit website?
Mahalo Answers Member: That's not what I meant, I just thought you can resolve the "undecided" questions quicker and get tips while having your break...
Lawyer: hmmm...is it really worth the tips?
my headache today...
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A good start.
As a third year law student I am thoroughly enjoying this question.
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Good news: A bus of lawyers fell off a cliff
Bad news: 3 seats were empty
Q: You're surrounded by a starving lion, an angry rhino, and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What's the best course of action?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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The best one that comes to mind is:
A lawyer was questioning a witness on stand and said, "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background".
The witness replied, "If I wasn't under oath, I would return the compliment."
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I've heard the same joke... only... with testicle(s)...