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2 years, 9 months ago

What's the worst popular rock song of all time?

Doesn't have to have been a #1 single, but we're looking for the worst song you can think of that still made it on the radio and possibly MTV.

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folkrockfan | 2 years, 9 months ago
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"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. Worst. Song. EVAH.
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sarabond | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

This is just terrible. Terrible. Wow. Terrible.

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tracebooks | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Did he write this in his sleep?

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tw3nz0r | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I don't see how anyone would classify this as Rock, I own this song on a few Dance CD compliations.

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lon | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

OOOOOHHHH, how did I forget this one! Good answer! This is without a doubt in the Top 5 worst songs ever, any genre.

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jonathan h | 2 years, 9 months ago
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demanda | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

hah...I love this song. Maybe because it was very "in" when I was in high school?

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jeffhoard | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I was going to answer with this too.. but I thought the question was "favourite rock song"

oh well...

/jk

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robbrown | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

+1

I concur. This should win the worst song of all time award.

It actually makes me sad that radio frequencies can travel so far from our planet. Who knows who will judge us based on this song.

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markb | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I'm not kidding, I clicked through on this link to answer with this.
It receives my vote.

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lon | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Yes, agreed, this is a terrible, terrible song. Well played.

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pirate | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Crazy, I completely suppressed this song in my subconscious for this exact reason.

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lesliec | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

No no no. This is a great song!

major kid rock fan here!

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tracebooks | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Even the title stinks:

Muskrat Love, by Captain and Tennille--at one point it was their #2 selling song. I swear it was the reason I hated taking the school bus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBYV_7a0FQs

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daigakuinsei | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

lol what an awful song! They played that on the school bus? Where was child protective services?

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bbrookin | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Gack! I forgot this one existed! Not worse than Minnie Ripperton, but a real close second!

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bunnyphuphu | 2 years, 9 months ago
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I can't believe so many of you already posted your choices without choosing this song?! (oh, the shame!)
I can't listen to this song without wanting to stab myself with a plastic spork!

Minnie Riperton "Loving You"
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bbrookin | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

AAIIIGHHHHAAIIIIGHGGHHHH! No, really, those are the lyrics. I concur, bunnyphuphu!

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tracebooks | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Blegh...the radio station my bus driver tuned to (oldies) would play this one too, but at least the rumble of the bus covered up her high-pitched voice! Not that her voice is bad, but...

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bill gwynne | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Louie Louie

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hcp56 | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I'm sorry, I can't be a hater. I have such fond memories of the attempt to make 'Louie Louie' the official state song of Washington. The did eventually name it the 'official rock song' of Washington State.

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tw3nz0r | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Wow, I'm surprised no one said Europe's The Final Countdown...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_IKcMl_a9A

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brian san | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Exactly what do you have against the 80s electric keyboard?
I mean it worked for Van Halen so it must be good!

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dumblonde | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

This song is AWFUL! But awesomely awful.

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tjcb | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Short People

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gculliss | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Without a doubt, the worst popular rock song of all time is "We Built This City on Rock N' Roll" by Starship (1985):

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littleghost | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Yes! Unbelievably awful.

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modctek | 2 years, 9 months ago
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I'm sorry, no matter what your opinion of the musical quality of this song (I actually love the song!), seeing the associated music video permanently enshrines "Apache" in the "WORST. SONG. EVAR." category:
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nativenerd | 2 years, 9 months ago
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What? No one answered with the Rick Roll?!?!

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

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modctek | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

And yet, I'm sure he's making some cash, just in royalties from iTunes sales!

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folkrockfan | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Hah. You know your music career amounted to a whole lot of nothing when the entire Internet immortalizes your best-known song as an ongoing prank. :)

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xds | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

MY GOD I WISH THIS SONG WAS NEVER INVENTED.

SOMEONE KILL THE RICK ROLLS!

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mrnemo | 2 years, 9 months ago
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I agree that there is not much that could be more mediocre than Nickelback, but I have to say "Last Resort" by Papa Roach. What a joke. Or "Youth of a Nation" by P.O.D.

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xds | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

POD isn't that bad IMHO papa roach thats another story.

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easyeboy | 2 years, 9 months ago
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lon | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Yeah, I actually did like this song when I first heard it...Now, listening to it again, I'm not sure what I was thinking.

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dotcomboy | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I'm really creeped out when someone invokes their mother in the midst of more romance-oriented sentiment.

"Momma this sho'ly is a dream....."

Weird.

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brian san | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

OK, so I got flack for picking Ween.
Well, turns out I like this song.
As I said, one mans trash is ....

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davelister | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Anything by Steely Dan
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lon | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I'm with you on the anti-Steely Dan tip, 100%. I think this may actually be among their BETTER radio songs, though...Which is really saying something, cause it sucks.

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demanda | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Oh...it's so hard to choose!

Maybe it's this one?
Nickelback- How You Remind Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBeGmjtumSg

Or this one because it seriously has a line that says: "and what the hell is on Joey's head?":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHEQZyHCpG8

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anjrued | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I was thinking about just answering "Anything by Nickelback"

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happyqa007 | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Well played.. All of his songs sound the same.

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matzevolt | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Well, anything from Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, Creed, Nickelback, U2 (with exception to the Batman song) or Jonas Brothers qualifies, but I think the absolute worst songs ever are "Don't fear the reaper" and "Sweet Home Alabama". I really hate those songs.

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ry12 | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Guns & Roses cover of Dylan's "Knockin on Heavens Door"

Second place/or first place original song:

"We're not gonna take it"--Twisted Sister

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rslakinski | 2 years, 9 months ago
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We Built This City! From Starship. Horrible lyrics and musically didn't age very well. This is a sure stinker that was crazy popular when it came out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxGGckAc1rs

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davelister | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I'm gonna have to disagree with this... i love this song

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xds | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I agree with dave.

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lauragonzo | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Werd.

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eliot | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Gary Wright - Dream Weaver
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hdx9JjzDfo

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robbrown | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

This one only sounds good at 4:20.

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lon | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Blurgh...I had somehow forgotten about this one.

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danielle | 2 years, 9 months ago
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I'm not sure if it counts as a rock song, but Shalamar's "Night to Remember" is GENIUS!
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lon | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

It's my question and I say IT COUNTS! Kickass video.

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markb | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Monster Magnet - "Space Lord"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1p7yt3bRjY

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lon | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Yeah, what the hell is this even about? Atrocious.

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joyannj | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Years later and I still have no idea what this is about:
"Come on Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners
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modctek | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I love Save Ferris' cover of this song, and I loved the original too, if only for the totally cornball music video. An MTV Classic! Monique Powell's voice really did this song justice!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCzWPBR30Nk

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bbrookin | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Yeah, but I got this country girl thing about men in coveralls. Even if they're kinda dorky looking guys in overalls.

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xds | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

LOL I Love this song. I could never see it on a worst list.

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lauragonzo | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

They put the mmmmm in Armpit hair.

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dumblonde | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I love this song! I think it's great.

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downdb | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Billy Squier, "Rock Me Tonight"
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deanmachine777 | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

This is without question the worst video, but not the worst song! C'mon, I love BS. And look how happy he is here...I wish I felt like this when i woke up in the morning...

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anjrued | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Oh, Lon. You opened up a can of worms with this one.

I don't know if you can really call it "rock" per se, but the 4 billion times I heard "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion in the 90's was enough to make me want to build a time machine, go back in time and cut out Mrs. Dion's vocal chords before she had the chance to sing it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saalGKY7ifU

"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65 is another one that just makes me want to rip the hair out of my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H25lz7gchaw

"Who Let The Dogs Out?" by The Baha Men = atrocity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8

"Barbie Girl" by Aqua: I guilty owned this single. WTF was I thinking?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEzh10_xoqw

and last but surely not least,

"A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton. Basically a piano recital from hell disguised as a pop song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnkvhi1XOR8

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maurice | 2 years, 9 months ago
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The worst? Maybe. But, Tiny Tim's late 60's rendition of "Tiptoe through the Tulips" certainly has to be one of the most bizarre (and annoying) pop songs of all time.

Here he is on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In.
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albanian | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

That's not a rock song! And it's not that bad either.

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maurice | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Ok, maybe I did base my answer on a loose translation of the question. But you gotta admit the song is weird. And you're right, compared to some of the other examples it is not that bad.

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scamp | 2 years, 9 months ago
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It's gotta be this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA

(Sorry.. I'm a newb who doesn't know how to post links and pics yet!!)

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lwelch | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

It's o.k. We all mess up sometimes, I love the Image pic.

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scamp | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Thanks to you both for the encouragement!! I probably should have posted this from home tho. Youtube is blocked on my company computers...waahhhh!!

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bbrookin | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Good on ya for trying! I think there's something wrong with the URL, though. Welcome!

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sarabond | 2 years, 9 months ago
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here - this just took me back!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW8qxUitG-Q

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mountainmama | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus 1992

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albanian | 2 years, 9 months ago
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It's a dead even tie between them all!
source(s):
50+ years of suffering

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whalt | 2 years, 9 months ago
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I can't decide.

"Drops of Jupiter" – Train
"Mr. Jones" – Counting Crows
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" – Spin Doctors
"A Thousand Miles" – Vanessa Carlton
"Slide" or "Iris" – Goo Goo Dolls

They are all dreadful.

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daigakuinsei | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Out of that list, I'd go with Drops of Jupiter... (which incidentally is now playing in my head...)

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djg25 | 2 years, 9 months ago
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easy. "last resort" by papa roach. actually, anything by them is so horrific that it would qualify for this. a sad high school freshman couldn't have written anything worse.

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deep_rmbl | 2 years, 9 months ago
Champagne Super Nova - By Oasis. Yeah that was super popular and makes my ears bleed every time he wines.

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deanbarnett | 2 years, 9 months ago
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No question - "Dizzy" by Tommy roe, 1969
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matthewh | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Burning Up, by the Jonas Brothers.

Am I right, or am I right!?! : )

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yagelski | 2 years, 9 months ago
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You have to consider Vanilla Ice, “Ice Ice Baby” (1990)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp-is6S_b_g
http://earbudz.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/icelfi1104_468x762.jpg

From the source...

When hip-hop stopped being the “black CNN”

Making fellow early-’90s pop-rap pioneer MC Hammer look cutting-edge by comparison, the chart-topping “Ice Ice Baby” was mindless white rap for mindless white people, set to the plodding bass line from Queen’s “Under Pressure” for easy move-busting. Lyrically, the Iceman recounts a trip to Palm Beach, where he is forced to reach for his “nine” by some moody dope fiends. It later emerged that this nice suburban boy fabricated his tough past and would probably soil himself at the sight of a real gun.

Worst Moment “To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal/Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle.” None of this was remotely true.

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folkrockfan | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Hehehe. I had that cassette when I was, like, twelve. Horrible through and through in retrospect.

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lon | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Yeah, not rock...When we do the hip-hop list, though, you've hit it right on the head...

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yagelski | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Hmmm... "Fact" refuted. Whatever.

The fact is when this song was released in 1990 rap was generally not considered a specific genre, and was being played on the same radio stations as pop music and rock music.

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eliot | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I'm sure we'll do this question for rap at some point in the future.

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rslakinski | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

crazy bad, but not rock... Vanilla Ice doing rock was even worse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4j5FmxDKH0

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markjeffrey | 2 years, 9 months ago
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The Safety Dance.

S S S S
A A A A
F F F F
E E E E
T T T T
E E E E
Y Y Y Y

Dance
Dance
Dance

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lon | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I honestly really like the Safety Dance. The video is completely insane (in the best way possible), but that crap is catchy as hell...It's also so open-ended and dedicated to personal freedom. You don't have to go anywhere...you can go where you want to.

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buddawiggi | 2 years, 8 months ago
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Bay City Rollers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVq7i6Xd8rM
Just terrible.

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brian san | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Ween - Push Th' Little Daisies
Beavis and Butthead commentary as a bonus.
source(s):
Ancient voices in my head singing "Push the little daisies and makem come up"
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brian san | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I am also a bit curious why this question was graced with the Google Ad for "Organic Goats Milk Soap". Must be related to Ween

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dotcomboy | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

This particular song is not one of their greatest, but as a child and a retard, I think Ween is the best!

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robbrown | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

OMG

I was totally into Ween in highschool.

I drew those little pointy haired happy faces all over crap.

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lon | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Hey, I actually kind of like this song! It's annoying in a good way! Who's with me?

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brian san | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I think this question is proving the proverb:
One man's trash is another man's treasure.

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bunnyphuphu | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I remember an article I read about them that said "Ween is music for children and retards". I love Ween just for the fact that they can be annoying.

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brian san | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

The first time you hear it it gets bonus points for being unique.
But after time, the love affair wore off for me. Now all that is left is therapy to stop the voices...

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jellylala | 2 years, 9 months ago
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I Believe In A Thing Called Love by the Darkness.

"I believe in a thing... *high pitched*Ibelieveinathingcalledlove"
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dotcomboy | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

It's a fun song to do at karaoke.

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imadrid | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I actually like this song. They were at least 2 decades late. But its kind of fun to see a Glam Rock band today.

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jellylala | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

I liked it too, but it was still soooo weird.

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adamschoales | 2 years, 9 months ago
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For me it has to be smells like teen spirit. I realize that saying that is blasphemy to many, and that its the song that defined a generation of lumberjack-shirt wearing teens but you can't even understand what the hell they're saying. The Weird Al version was at least funny.

so for me thats one of the worst popular rock tunes.

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bernices | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Oh yeah, I'm going to have to agree with @bucknik.. I can sure understand what they are saying, and love it!

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bucknik | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

One of the top 50 BEST rock songs ever.

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lauriem | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Oh, there are just too many - here are two that just make my skin crawl.

I present to you the fine stylings of Eddie Murphy, bringing us the beat with "Party All the Time!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5LX16zia2k

And then we have the dashing Don Johnson screeching about his "Heartbeat."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULI5kolBpAk

Enjoy!

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c.k. | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Why are you all dissing all my favorite songs? This is like the best mixtape EVAR!

Bawitaba da dang a dang ddiggy....
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Years and years of ROCKING OUT

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c.k. | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Okay, alternate answer:
Anything that others have had to hear me and Jason sing duets to at karaoke.

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mattludwig | 2 years, 9 months ago
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achey breaky heart. to think this song was A: written B: performed C: well received is ludicrous! i'm not sure if its a rock song but i'm putting in anyway

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adrianchan | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Final Countdown by Europe

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robbrown | 2 years, 9 months ago
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALU8QP86IWE

Longer Than - Dan Fogelberg

In fear that someone won't bring up this jem, here's a close second... Donna Summer sining McArthur Park:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaZim6ybvdA

"Someone left my cake out in the rain... I don't think that I can take it.... because it took so long to bake it "

Lyrics of the century right there.

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bernices | 2 years, 9 months ago Report

Oh dude.. Dan Fogelburg on the sucky list? I'm not going to talk to you for the next 5 minutes because of that. :-P

(Seriously, he's one of my top 100)

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daigakuinsei | 2 years, 9 months ago
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I can't stand this one
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morriss003 | 2 years, 9 months ago
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Although I have always enjoyed the song, critics would likely vote for MacArthur Park by Richard Harris.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o53oM6hCJSA

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lauragonzo | 2 years, 9 months ago
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"The Starship" - all of the Jefferson Airplane DNA having vanished with a giant sucking sound...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxGGckAc1rs

By the way, l blame myself for clicking through to look at this, but I nonetheless curse you all with monkey-pox for getting all of these lame songs stuck in my head.

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websurfing | 1 year, 6 months ago Report

Yesterday by Guns N'Roses

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