What's the funniest (or dumbest) thing you have heard a car dealer tell you?
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My car regularly tells me: "The door is a jar"! No it's not. It's a door. Neither is it ajar.
I'm glad I was smarter than these guys:
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/a134994/newlyweds-led-up-mountain-by-satnav.html
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That was dumb. Imagine going into a car dealership, with the money to buy something, with all intention to buy something, then being made fun of because of your ethnicity. Real dumb alright.
Parents haha
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We test drove it, and that GS-T burned through gas so fast that we had to go to the gas station. He then told us, "Yo man, yo, last week one of my buddies was test driving this car, man, it is so fast, the guy test driving it ran it into a pole and died, man. My buddy is OK, though."
Wow. Incredible pitch, dude.
The other worst thing was, I went to a Honda dealership and was looking at the S-2000, the only one on the lot. Baby blue. In the 80s, they called it "Loser Blue." A color reserved for Ford Tempo station wagons covered with Bondo and bumper stickers like "I love my Boston Terrier!" and "These Colors DO NOT RUN!"
Anyway, he walked up to me and I started to reach to shake his hand, but he didn't return the favor. "You READY?" I said, "Huh?" And he said, "YOU READY man?"
No "Hello." No "My name's XXXX, nice to meet you." Just, "You ready?"
I said, "Uh, no man." He said, "Man, I thought you were ready. You were on the phone, I thought you were callin' the bank."
"I don't really like the color."
"What? That's the best color combination man, and you can't find them. This is the only one in the city, man. It'll be gone soon."
I was going to say, "Can you get a black one," and he cut me off and said, "TELL YOU WHAT, MAN, why don't you come back when you're ready. When you're READY MAN..."
Thank you Honda dealer network.
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So I asked him, if he really wanted to make a sale, or if he specialized in insulating customers by lying to them?
Then I asked him, "..you are telling me the #1 popular color in this popular car won't be available for months? What is your sales rank among all other salesman in the showroom? Because when you treat customers like that, they won't buy from you. They'll buy from another salesman."
I hate liars.
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Bernie Mac (Bobby B) trying to sell Shia Labeouf (Sam Witwicky) his new car - Bumblebee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHHxbvlD-4s
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M$I asked my dealer when they expected to get the first cars and how I could get on the waiting list for one. The sales manager told me they expected to only get one or two PT Cruisers ever, that the car would be produced in very limited numbers and would probably cost $60,000.
Needless to say, about six months later I drove to another dealer about 200 miles away, took my pick of several on the lot and paid well below the $22k sticker price.
Chris Tutor
Autoblog.com
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It was KITT. No... really. KITT was at Universal Studios in So. Cal and my friend and I (both Knight Rider fans) talked to KITT for about 10-15 minutes. We got in this "duplicate" KITT and thought it was cool, but it would be cooler if it would talk to us. IT DID!
It was awesome and even complimented us as being nice guys...
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Personal experience
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Haha, intense.
OH, it's been edited, LOL!