What's the funniest combination of items someone can have in their shopping cart while checking out?
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But the absolute funniest? Hmmm. I'm thinking about a really large grocery store:
-Super glue
-Acetone
-Cucumbers
-Bananas
-Powdered donuts
-Extension cord
-KY Jelly (his and hers)
-Cyanne pepper
-Preperation H
-Modern Bride Magazine
-Baking Powder
-Wire cleaning pads
-Box of straws
-Sudafed (20 boxes)
-Vodka (2ltr)
-Twine
Of course this person also went into the 15 or less lane... but no one was around... at first.
my demented mind
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M$As a mother of 3 kids I think I may have some weird combos going on every week.
Here is my weirdest one to date.
Trojan condoms
Infant Tylenol
pregnancy test
Midol
Whole milk
Vlasic dill pickles
cookies and cream ice cream
Tampax
Dole salad mix
baby carrots
Hershey chocolate syrup
Hot dogs
Kid you not,The girl that was ringing me up gave me the strangest look.Of course I was accompanied by all 3 of my girls =0)
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Condoms...pregnancy test....tampons. I'm confused.
:)))))))))))))) got my vote!
Don't be confused by the items.The pregnancy test, was just to "be sure",The tampons,well I love to be sure I do not run out at any time,and condoms,Well come on we all know why I bought them,To make water balloons of course!!!!
Parents buy the darnest things! ;)
Some of my favorites:
This tells a story. A very odd story. Who makes bee traps that involve squirt guns, pie pans, strawberries and hot peppers, anyway? Lure them to the pie pans with the strawberries, then shoot them with squirt guns filled with hot pepper juice, maybe? What a way to build a better bee trap!
Or this one. The site describes it as "Cool! A drunken smoking milkshake party!"
Finally, the ultimate PMS shopping list:
Oops, I said "finally" too soon. I imagine the person who dropped this shopping list got either sympathetic glances from the cashier, or the cashier ran screaming away:
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M$
I also enjoyed visiting my local grocery store to see lube, condoms, and pregnancy tests together on the checkout display.
The best laugh I've gotten was when buying 6 boxes of Tampax and 6 jumbo (1lb) chocolate bars (both were on sale, I couldn't pass up the deal) and nothing else.
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M$
1. A couple come through the checkout lane with nothing but a can of REDI-WHIP.
2. A familiar customer, an older man of about 80 years bought 18 boxes of condoms.
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Baked beans
Champagne
Super glue
Un-stik
Vegetarian black pudding
Black pudding
Frying pan
Banana's
Overnight female pads
How to eat fish (book)
How to avoid fish if allergic (book)
My brain lol
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hot dogs
finger cots
turkey baster
cucumbers
whipped cream
chocolate syrup
honey with honey stick
adult diapers
mirror
duct tape
I dare anyone to do this and post video to YouTube with reactions.
my imagination
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If I saw this in someone's cart on a Friday night, the first thing I'd think was"Someone is SO gettin' it this weekend, all weekend, beginning perhaps as soon as the stuff gets home (or to the office or hotel, whichever comes first--if not sooner).
-Popcorn
-Panty Hose
-a pack of Zippo lighters (I don't smoke, but it's not my shopping list.
-a bottle of wine and a bottle of champagne
-Condoms (The song is "You Can Leave Your Hat On," isn't it?)
-Hot fudge syrup--just plain chocolate in a pinch
-One of those small crock-pots
-Maraschino cherries
-A bag of ice and a tell-tale lack of ice cream to go with the above three items.)
The third clip--the food scene--is the clincher. In my mind, this scene IS the film.. It contains:
-Eggs and an egg slicer
-A can of olives and a can opener
-Cherry Tomatoes
-Strawberries
-Corkscrew pasta
-Something Jello-like that's already made
-A jalapeno pepper
-Milk
-A bottle of Perrier
-Honey--a LOT of it. Maple syrup is an acceptable substitute.
Though not shown, by Monday morning, I'd think the following would be needed (at least once)
-Deodorant, toothpaste, toothbrushes (hers and/or his
-Bath soap of some kind--maybe even bubble bath, too.
-Lipstick and other makeup& cosmetics, including hairbrushes
-A triple-pack of tissue boxes
-Laundry detergent and dish detergent
If I missed anything or if you need someone who DID see the film and likely remembers, worry not.
There are 75 people who, if you ask if they saw the film, say they "did it:"
PS: God Bless Kim Basinger.
http://www.diddit.com/view/diddits/movie-fllqfg/film-themes-food/9-12-weeks...
Source: http://www.diddit.com/movie-fpxbjc/film-themes-pimps-hos/9-12-weeks/
http://didit.com looks like a huge bucket-list website.
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M$
LOVE it Bunny!!
Hahahaha!!! Lovely!! :))))))))))))))))))))
Hmmmm.....what are they making? (On their wedding day no less) That's not so unusual where I live.
Hilarious Phu, I had no idea that was you behind me in the express line that day. ;)
Well... in reality, I wouldn't be able to buy 20 boxes of Sudafed (unless I had a license), since meth heads break it down for the ephedrine. Mmmm.
Maybe I'll just dash down the car isle and pick up some coolant. Mmm, that stuff tastes sweet!