What's the dumbest thing you ever masturbated to?
In the movie "Stepbrothers," the brothers agree that "Good Housekeeping" is their favorite nonpornographic magazine to masturbate to.
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While driving over them especially but standing and viewing is nice too.
I used to chat online with this dude from the Netherlands and he found out I had a thing for suspension bridges so he changed his avatar to one in the hopes of the chat getting on a different level. He has kept his avatar of that bridge until date.
It was funny that when he came online to chat in hopes with his big avatar!
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M$Along an even stranger thread, I answer questions for ChaCha. Sometimes, especially late at night, people will ask sexual questions, perhaps just trying to see what we guides will say when they send us something pointless and just... dirty. I have actually found myself getting turned on by some of these questions, and once, even masturbated after an hour or so of answering a raft of them.
Ok, now I'm thoroughly embarrassed. I hope this doesn't ruin my credibility here :).
Experience.
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Strictly speaking, the dumbest thing I never masturbated to was I-78 flying past me at 65 mph, but that's not really the crux of the question.
Ever since I was a young kid, whenever I'd watch depictions of impossibly small or large people with normal sized people, I'd become sexually aroused. Later, I pandered to this "macrophilia" after I found out the internet was full of it. I must've beaten it out of me, because it doesn't really do anything for me anymore.
I don't know if I have a dumbest thing story. They all seemed pretty important at the time. :)
Thanks for your courage in answering. The question has huge potential, but most people won't admit to anything, so it sputters out rather quickly. I should have phrased it "...dumbest someone you know ever masturbated to." and then more people would have answered, probably using material they themselves actually used.
The ChaCha questions...was it the nature of the questions themselves that put you in the mood or being the Guide, as in the power position?
And no, I don't think it ruins your credibility, it only shows that you're in touch with your humanity and sense of humor. I originally posted this question in "humor" under "offbeat questions" (no pun intended) but then it got moved to NSFW.
Certain people may not find questions or answers such as these interesting or amusing but that doesn't affect the credibility of those that do.
In terms of the types of questions coming in from ChaCha answers, I can't think of anything specific. They come and go so quickly. Some ask how to attain orgasm, and then some are about the physical sex organs themselves. Some are asking for dirty talk, which I can't give, of course. I'm not sure what it is about these questions that gets to me so much. It's not like I don't talk about sex in my day to day life. Maybe it's because these people are strangers, or because I feel that they themselves are a little horny on the other end as well. Whatever it is... well, it works :)
And yeah, I wish there were more questions like this on Mahalo, or that people would at least feel more comfortable answering this one. Personal questions, especially relating to sexuality, can often be the most interesting, and revealing. And I think this community could definitely benefit from more of that "opening up."
Thanks for the great question! Any strange masturbation experiences from you? You mentioned your friend, but not yourself. Just curious.
I am not sure... I started this the after my first drive across one. I've actually always had a fear of bridges... I think it's a combo of the thrilling exhilaration from the fear and the large structure. It's a nice combination. I know that it really the craziest thing!
I forgot to add, since I've developed this, I guess fetish... I know someone else now that gets "excited" every time he drives over one.
Really? Do you know what it is about them that gets you going?