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A: The swine flew!
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M$Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly."
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That's a good one!
People have been making jokes about epidemics at least since the bubonic plagues of the middle ages. It seems to be a natural reaction to relieve tension.
its not an epidemic its an Epigdemic lol theres a few these are the ones i've heard
did u know theres a new sign for swine flu u can get a rash bt its ok u can put some OINKment
Erm u know wat they said bout the chances of bird flu nd swine flu mixing? Wens pigs can fly
as two friends walked through the snow piglet thought how lucky he was to have pooh pooh thought if he fuckin sneezes he's dead
have you heard they say theres a pandemic of swine flu!!! what they meanby this is that theres been a snout break
I heard that the first symptom is that you come out in rashers
need to get tested for swine flu. I've not been to Mexico, but God knows I've slept with some pigs in my time..
All I got was crackling.
A colleague at work. And now on Twitter.
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M$Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial
stuff around. Wear a mask when out in public places and avoid going out in public as much as possible while the swine flu is spreading. Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
OR …. You can take the doctor’s office approach. Think about it, when you go
for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why? Because
alcohol kills germs. So…… I put on my mask, walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can’t get you!!!!
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M$Yeah, He got Swine Flu from Ms. Piggie, when he was asked about it he replyed, "Bitch told me she was clean".
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M$I heard a pig flu in mexico!
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this little piggie stayed at home
this little piggie had roast beef
this little piggie had none
this little piggie had swine flu and now theyre all gone!!!
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You should join hand's with people affected with Swine flu and should help them. Don't laugh at a person when he/she is in trouble.
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wow, i am impressed at your complete negativity. It's natural for a human to try and make their situation better, or sound better, and a joke is any easy way of doing so. I am certain that people on here that are making jokes are aiming for the jokes to make fun of the person, but merely to make fun of the situation/disease. I have finished suffering from Swine Flu myself, and i found that it was highly overated. I for one do not find these jokes offencive, and i am sure the creaters of them were not intending to make me feel offence.
My conclusion to your extremely pathetic argument is that it is an overreactment, and you should consider taking a joke sometime.
Aww man, ml's comeback was hilarious. Was this set up? If so, nice!
I've got swine flu right now! I found this page because I went looking for jokes to put on my Facebook. It is absolutely ESSENTIAL to make jokes about it - that is how human being put things in their right place. The one thing I could not do is whine about it and play victim! And having swine flu isn't like being beaten up - no additional help is required! Better jokes are though!
You shouldn't join hands with people affected with swine flu. You'll catch swine flu.
I knew someone was going to say that!
Jackass: Do you have Swine Flu?
Person: No
Jackass: (wipes hand on person's face) Now you do!
Not a joke, but still, have some sympathy.
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If someone wipes their hand over your face, you should just say in response: You can't catch swine flue from pigs.
Well I didn't want to offend anyone so I picked one that wasn't real bad anyway.
Was this a joke, for some strange reason, it made me laugh
That's not a joke, and disgusting too. Bestdriver found a joke.
It was once said a black man will be president when pigs fly...
100 days into Obamas presidency, swine flu!
The swine flu pie is pretty good. See a pic here: http://apocalypsecakes.wordpress.com/2009/06/14/leviticus-i-told-you-so-aporkalypse-pie/