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What's the best (or worst) Tiger Woods joke you've heard?

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easyeboy | 2 years, 6 months ago
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I actually make up my own jokes, and that joke that Lon made is one I made up, actually changed it from someone I heard on Twitter. Here's a variation of it that I thought of today.

I don't like to make fun of Tiger Woods, because I'm a fan of his, but I thought of some silly jokes. Some may not think they are funny though.

"Tiger Woods is below par, has lost his driver to his wife, and needs a vacation because he's in the hole."

"Tiger Woods is below par, needs a new driver, and his vacation time is now in the hole."

"Tiger Woods lost his driver to his wife, but he found a new hole with his putter, and now is above par."

"Tiger Woods needs a new driver to get in the hole."
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lon | 2 years, 6 months ago
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Not so much a joke, but I genuinely laughed when I read someone on Twitter suggest that "Tiger Woods just needs a driver." Wordplay wins the thread pretty much any time. Of course, now it seems that Tiger's troubles stem from letting somebody else play a round with his putter.

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maryruth4 | 2 years, 6 months ago
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This probably rates with the top ten worst jokes I ever heard.

What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seals?

They both get clubbed by Norwegiens.

No, make it the top three on second thought.

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maryruth4 | 2 years, 6 months ago Report

Yeah, it could offend animal lovers, Norweigiens, and Tiger fans all in two short sentences!

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buddawiggi | 2 years, 6 months ago Report

A+ for walking that line. I love joke that make me go ..ooouch.

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asianboy | 2 years, 6 months ago
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Here is one!!!!

Arnold Palmer & Tiger Woods

Arnold Palmer and Tiger Woods are playing the 16th hole, when Tiger's tee shot lands behind a huge, 100 foot fir tree. Tiger looks at Arnie and says, "How would you play this one? Lay up and take the extra stroke?"

Arnold replies: "When I was your age, I'd just play right over this tree."

Tiger, not wanting to be shown up by ol' Arnold Palmer, proceeds to hit the ball high, but not high enough. It bounces off the tree and lands out of bounds. Tiger, really ticked at this point, asks Arnold how he EVER hit a ball over that tree.

Arnold replied: "Well, when I was your age, that tree was only three feet tall."
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kty2777 | 2 years, 6 months ago
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Tiger's wood was always going to get him in to trouble :P

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maryruth4 | 2 years, 6 months ago Report

I love the lion picture too!

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lidyax | 2 years, 6 months ago Report

I second fallen_angel's opinion! XD

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fallen_angel21 | 2 years, 6 months ago Report

I love the lion! lol XD

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buddawiggi | 2 years, 6 months ago
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I found this on Twitter and really did laugh out loud.
~quote
Did Tiger Wood's tell his wife "I was playing a round, Down Under"?
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buddawiggi | 2 years, 6 months ago Report

I found another good one from Twitter and @badbanana

~quote
"Tiger's wife may be able to beat him on a Friday, but never on a Sunday."
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steepdecline | 2 years, 6 months ago
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Seems Tiger's troubles stem from letting somebody else play a round with his putter -- http://twitter.com/steepdecline/status/6149485999

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legaleagle | 2 years, 6 months ago
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Tiger on the Prowl! Where was he going at 2:25 A.M. ? Certainly not to bang golfballs!
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robbrown | 2 years, 6 months ago
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I heard this horrible joke that said in light of recent events, the popular EA golf video game franchise would be releasing a special edition called "Tiger Woods 2XXX".

Apparently, this is a video game that features a mashup of Tiger Woods golf and Grand Theft Auto.

This screenshot is reported to be from the forthcoming game that is based around recent events:

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pellrider | 2 years, 6 months ago
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Tiger Woods is very rich now. He is going to retire and play golf.

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rspears01 | 2 years, 6 months ago
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--Quote--

Did you hear...Tiger woods hit a fire hydrant the other day in his Escalade??

Yeah its not his fault....his caddy did scream "Playing through"

--Quote--

http://www.dailycomedy.com/hottopic/Tiger_Woods

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kustkev1969 | 2 years, 2 months ago
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I heard Tiger changed his name to Cheeta

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