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1 year, 10 months ago

What would a pirate with a speech impediment sound like?

What would be some examples of dialogue between two pirates that both were having trouble communicating due to having severe speech impediments?
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albanian | 1 year, 10 months ago
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First Pirate: A@#$% #$#$#$ @#$$mph
his parrot: Arrrh lubber, pass the rum!
Second Pirate: H@#$#%^ $%^%^%^ $%^%
second parrot: Here ye be, matey!
First Pirate: A##$%^^$&*&)*(@#$
his parrot: Arrrh, tis blacker than a Moor's beard!
Second parrot: A@#$%&*^*&(!@#$%
second parrot: Aye Captain, but sweeter than a !@#$ !@#$!@#$!!!

Arrh, ye knew there were a right good reason for pirates keeping parrots on their shoulders!
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buddawiggi | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

Good point! Until now I really have never though of why pirates would keep parrots but now I see they are good translators for the impaired pirate.. "speaking beak parrots" .. like seeing eye dogs?

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cheapgamer | 1 year, 10 months ago
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*Inserted a third pirate so at least some segment of this is legible*

Did ye hear that maties!? I think he be makin fun of pirates!! What say ye?

Meshinsh e ould wak t' phlank

Um? . . . OH! Walk the plank! Good idea. How about you?

Mrphrphr srk b't rrr!

Uh? Yeah! . . . What ye said! Arrr! . . . but we will go with the first idea.

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msmuffintop | 1 year, 10 months ago
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that's too funny

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