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3 years, 4 months ago

What will Barack Obama do during the first 100 minutes of his presidency?

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ssmacd | 3 years, 4 months ago
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Most of his time will be spent talking and eating. The ceremony begins at 11:30, to ensure that he's sworn in before George Bush's term expires at noon. The events that follow the swearing in itself, are as follows:

*Inaugural Address
*Elizabeth Alexander recites a poem.
*The Reverend Dr. Joseph E. Lowery gives the benediction
*The United States Navy Band performs the National Anthem
*President Obama will escort outgoing President George W. Bush to a departure ceremony
*Finally, the President and Vice-President will be hosted at an inaugural luncheon

By that point 100 minutes will have long since passed--without the poor guy getting a chance to actually DO anything

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darcy logan | 3 years, 4 months ago
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00-20: Inaugural Address
20-22: Cheering
22-24: Poem by Elizabeth Alexander
24-25: Whispers to wife about how f*cking cold it is.
25-28: Benediction
29: Wonders why swearing in was not scheduled in May since it is outside.
30-34: National Anthem
35: Makes way off podium, shake people's hands politely while trying to make his way inside before he becomes obamacicle.
36-37: Twirls around in chair in the Oval office.
38-46: Uses Febreeze to try and get rid of "Bush smell in the office."
47: Prank calls Palin.
48-50: Checks his YouTube account for new fan videos.
51-55: Re-enacts Tom Cruise's dance from Risky Business
56-60: Asks Oprah if he can borrow money for his bailout plan.
60-75: Takes nap
75-80: Takes new puppy out for walk after it piddles in the Lincoln bedroom.
80-83: Complains about how cold it is outside.
84-87: Set's alarm to crank call Hillary at 3:00 am.
88-100: Top secret (I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you)

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darcy logan | 3 years, 4 months ago Report

I'm getting not helpful for this answer? I thought this was what he wanted! That was what was in his example!!

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lon | 3 years, 4 months ago Report

Yeah, I think this answer is perfectly entertaining (which, for this thread, means "helpful"). You got a bum rap.

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dumblonde | 3 years, 4 months ago
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For the full 100 minutes he's going to twitch and try to figure out what to do with his thumbs because they took away his Crackberry rights.

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jeffhoard | 3 years, 4 months ago
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Ha, great link Lon, I love the Crank call to Hillary at 3am

http://www.flickr.com/photos/33749589@N07/3204471503/

But I think realistically he will probably say a speech, the speech comes after the Oath right?

/IgnorantCanadian

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darcy logan | 3 years, 4 months ago Report

Too funny. I didn't even see that and I ended up putting it at the same time stamp in my answer!!

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avina | 3 years, 4 months ago
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During his first 100 minutes he will install a basketball court in the White House

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