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What is your favorite your mama joke?

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buddawiggi | 1 year, 11 months ago
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Your mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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brendonbarnett | 1 year, 11 months ago
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Your mama's house is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside!

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iskander | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

hahahaha

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brendonbarnett | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

Yah, she greaazy!

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dolphinkissme200 | 1 year, 11 months ago
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Your mama is so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside she ran in the house to get a bowl lol

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iskander | 1 year, 11 months ago
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Yo mama's so stupid, it took her a day and a half to watch "60 Minutes"

Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm-X t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

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neon22 | 1 year, 11 months ago
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Your Mama's so fat that when she sits around the house - she sits AROUND THE HOUSE !!

My personal favorite - I think it beats them all....

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neon22 | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

"Yo moma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body."

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gamil | 1 year, 12 months ago
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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punt08 | 1 year, 11 months ago
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Your mama's so fat she pressed up in an elevator but went down.

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bunnyphuphu | 1 year, 11 months ago
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Your Mama is so dumb, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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