What is your favorite "Yo Mama" Joke?
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Yo mama's so dumb, when I said "It's chilly out." she grabbed a bowl and spoon before going outside.
Yo mama's so old, she waited tables at the "Last Supper".
Yo mama smells so bad, "Speed Stick" slowed down.
Yo mama's so ugly, they plan to move Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so poor, food stamps have her picture on them.
(takes a bow)
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(my favorite!)
The next one is for all those nerds out there...
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Yo Yo Ma so fat, he plays his cello like a violin.
Yo Yo Ma so rich, he can afford two first names.
Yo Yo Ma so prolific, he makes George Philip Telemann feel lazy.
Yo Yo Ma so classical, his mole wears a powdered wig.
Yo Yo Ma so ugly, he made George Harrison's guitar gently weep.
Yo Yo Ma so stupid, he thought Beethoven's 'Movement 2 from symphony number 7' was about poop.
Yo Yo Ma so prodigy, they called him firestarter, twisted firestarter.
Yo Yo Ma so lonely, his only friend is Phil Harmonic.
Yo Yo Ma so stanky, they gotta spray Right Guard on his orchestra pits.
Yo Yo Ma so vaudeville for Mozart, he once said, '...Requiem Mass in D Minor, Damn near Killedium Mass in D Minor!"
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Oh wait, you said Yo Ma Ma jokes, not Yo Yo Ma... my bad.
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M$whenever she wears red, kids think she's the kool-aid man
your momma is so fat...
her school picture was an aerial view
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M$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DownWq-lqn4
Best Yo Mama Jokes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnstvNT3N5U
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Yo mama so fat she sits on the front porch popping down moon pies like M& M's.
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Travel by Plane municipals and his monkey said host animal with you ... ... the monkey shook his head/* Once one person found in his home Grand Theft Vaharamy cheek TV and boarded by our municipality is being run and to give him the remote Rah/ One both going to the bank and took the rope One in municipalities with him told him what to do Yamjnon said I will withdraw my balance.
I know what God needs from me but what does this have to do with yo mama jokes.
I mean, I do not know anything about jokes Tqsduha But if the jokes needy girl I'm ready
Two in prison under sentence of death ... One of them very envious .. On the first death ask for his final wish .. He said: I see my Mom. Asked envious of his final wish .. He said: what the authors see his mother
Skimpy and died when they read his will, they found: "We must bury vertically because of high cost of Total Technical"./
Teacher: Do not you know the meaning of the word (talkative)?
Pupil: No, sir.
Teacher: Suppose you saw a man say, say empty words, then repeats, what is?
He answered the student: to be a teacher!////////////One of them said to his friend the doctor: They say you do not grab something from your patients, is this true?
Doctor: Of course, it is true, Vatab humanitarian profession.
His friend said to him: How do you believe in your living then?
Doctor: suffice Oqdin of the heirs.
Roach cad determination of his friends in one of the chairs and then open them flush
Yo mama so stupid she's as useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy @r$e!
Yo mama so stupid she's as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market!
Yo mama so old she got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum!
Yo mama so old she's as bent as a butchers hook!
Yo mama so ugly she's Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard!
Yo mama so hairy she's got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits!
Yo mama is about as useless as a jam sandwich to a drowning rabbit!!!.
Yo mama so ugly she's got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag!
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yo mama sooo fat she can't walk or talk.