What is your favorite Onion article?
My top two faves:
F**K Everything, We're Doing Five Blades
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930
My Computer Totally Hates Me!
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34156
Post your favorite(s)!
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# The Onion: Reaganomics Finally Trickles Down To Area Man (October 13, 2007)
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/reaganomics_finally_trickles_down
# The Onion: Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks (November 7, 2006)
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54916
# The Onion: Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years Of American Independence (July 26, 2006)
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50902
# The Onion: Evangelicals Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory (August 17, 2005)
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512
# The Onion: Chinese Factory Worker Can't Believe The S**t He Makes For Americans (June 15, 2005)
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31049
# The Onion: This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region (March 26, 2008)
http://www.theonion.com/content/point/this_war_will_destabilize_the
# The Onion: Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over' (January 17, 2001
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784
Favourite Onion videos should be your next question.
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For all the former Dave Matthews Band fans out there.
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"Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'"
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784
I just read it again, and it's somehow more insanely accurate than it was four years ago. It's so weird.
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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/even_ceo_cant_figure_out_how
This one is so true, it's almost not funny:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39276
Just Scary:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30426
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"Cheney Vows to Attack U.S. if Kerry Elected"
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30742
Also, if you're just talking pure headline, this one's got to be among the greatest:
"Congress Debates Coolness Of Rush"
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31604
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'Oh, Sh*t,' Says Humanity
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28315
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6-Year-Old Stares Down Bottomless Abyss Of Formal Schooling
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/6_year_old_stares_down_bottomless
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Too soon?
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/anna_nicole_smith_finally_reaches
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"U.S. Advises Allies Not To Border Russia"
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/u_s_advises_allies_not_to
Almost not satire.
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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/6_year_old_stares_down_bottomless
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Intelligent Falling is my favorite!