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1 year, 11 months ago

What is your favorite kid friendly jokes?

Looking for one liner, knock knock joke types. I have a 4 year old daughter that is really into telling jokes....
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skristoff | 1 year, 11 months ago
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

(Courtesy of the Backyardigans)

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bunnyphuphu | 1 year, 11 months ago
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I'm not sure how long you've been bouncing around Mahalo, but have been posting my favorite youngster jokes for a while. My young niece swore they were the funniest jokes in the world!
(If you've already heard them, just disregard)

Q. Why do seagulls live by the sea?



A. Because if they lived by the bay, they'd be called bagels!

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Q. What did the snail say when he hopped on the turtles back?

A. "Hey, man... slow down... I'm gettin' dizzy!"
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mahalkita | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

I love these jokes. funnyyyyy!!

It's too bad I don't know any kid-friendly jokes. LOL 3x

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brendonbarnett | 1 year, 11 months ago
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Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Interrupting Cow.
Interruping C..
MOOOOOO!

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msmuffintop | 1 year, 10 months ago
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Puns are good clean fun for kids and help them see things in multiple perspectives.

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