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What is your favorite funny Churchill quote?

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seshankrishnan | 3 years, 2 months ago
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Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"

Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!"
Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober"

"What could you hope to achieve except to be sunk in a bigger and more expensive ship this time"
On Admiral Mountbatten
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Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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cp24 | 3 years, 2 months ago
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Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

Speech given after the British victory over the German Afrika Korps at the Second Battle of El Alamein in Egypt (1942-11-10)

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philipy | 3 years, 2 months ago Report

I can only assume you didn't read the question properly.

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kempy | 3 years, 2 months ago
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a woman says winston your drunk, winston says well dear i may be drunk but in the moring i will be sober, but you dear are ugly and will always be ugly

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jfinke | 3 years, 2 months ago
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George Bernard Shaw: "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
Churchill: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."

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