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What is the worst simile you can think of?

"The morning sun is rising like a red rubber ball" is my example, from the 60's song "Red Rubber Ball" by The Cyrkle. I suppose we shouldn't expect much from such a phonetically challenged band, but legend has it that John Lennon suggested the alternate spelling for the band's name, and even the lyric can be attributed to Paul Simon, of all people. Sort of makes me want to reference Blake's "The Tyger" ("Did he who wrote "The Boxer" Write Thee?)

What is your worst simile. Remember I love sources and visuals.
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black_eagle | 1 year, 4 months ago
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There are so many really bad ones out there that I can't pick just one.

Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
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keepontryin | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

That last one is a goodie!

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nikky24 | 1 year, 4 months ago
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ramkitten | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

Yep, that first one is pretty bad! (Not to mention grammatically incorrect.)

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keepontryin | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

and a little scary!

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emrsgwen | 1 year, 4 months ago
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Like a one legged man doing the okie kokie. Impossible for a one legged man!

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