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What is the worst book ever written?

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thebandit | 2 years, 5 months ago
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The Eye of Argon. My God, the Eye of Argon. It isn't just bad; it's legendarily bad. It's so bad that there are regular contests just to see who can read the farthest out loud without breaking into laughter.

A sample of the stunning prose:

""Prepare to embrace your creators in the stygian haunts of hell, barbarian", gasped the first soldier.

"Only after you have kissed the fleeting stead of death, wretch!" returned Grignr.

A sweeping blade of flashing steel riveted from the massive barbarians hide enameled shield as his rippling right arm thrust forth, sending a steel shod blade to the hilt into the soldiers vital organs. The disemboweled mercenary crumpled from his saddle and sank to the clouded sward, sprinkling the parched dust with crimson droplets of escaping life fluid."

And a MSTed version: http://www.bmsc.washington.edu/people/merritt/books/Eye_of_Argon.html

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answerwhatever | 2 years, 5 months ago
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"Hannibal." I actually was nauseated by it and wanted to burn it. And I love books. Donated it to half price books and had to give it to them for free because no one wanted it. Ha. Good thing.

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