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2 years, 5 months ago

What is the ugliest car ever marketed by an American car company?

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brian san | 2 years, 5 months ago
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Hands down the Pontiac Aztek. I think the guy who designed it for "Generation X" drivers was not a member of that generation. It gives me nightmares just looking at it.

Too bad too because it did have some interesting "lifestyle" features like the attachable tent on the back.

Favorite quote from the attached video (4:07) "I don't care how pretty the interior is, the outside is whooped"

And a couple more excellent quotes I found from the attached Time article on the 50 Worst cars:

"This car could not have been more instantly hated if it had a Swastika tattoo on its forehead"
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"it emerged that the Aztek design had been fiddled with, fussed over, cost-shaved and otherwise compromised until the tough, cool-looking concept had been reduced to a bulky, plastic-clad mess."
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spoon | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

awww but you can pimp out the aztek and make it look "sweet" (had to post this picture since it somehow makes the aztek look even worse).

http://gm-parts-for-less.com/images_58/aztek.jpg

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balinesecat | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

I'd almost forgotten about the Aztek! Strong contender indeed ... and the video is extra hilarious :-)

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cosmopinkice | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

This is the first thing that came to my mind. YUCK!

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brian san | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

Also please note that the orange one in the picture is AFTER the emergency re-design to help out with the looks.

I kind of think it looks like a Pontiac Grand Am that has been partially swallowed by some sort of robotic Boa Constrictor

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willrusk | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

This is the first one that came to mind for me as well. My theory is that the design process involved tequila shots, modeling software, and a dare.

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buddawiggi | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

And.. yes there is an and, the Aztek had a tent that could pop out of the rear when the door was open. I wholeheartedly agree this to be a true contender/

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brian san | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

I'll have to confirm with @buddawiggi, but I believe this fellow might have been one of the original designers, penned on a hotel well in ketchup while spending time in Las Vegas.

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fallen_angel21 | 2 years, 5 months ago
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I think it's the 1957-1959 Ford Edsel... Here are some pictures to prove... XD







This car was released by Ford Motors from 1957 - 1960 and is known mostly because of its failures. Not only it has an ugly design, it was also not that appealing to the public though it was released earlier during the times when cars aren't really as eye poppers as they are now. It's also released during the time of recession which means, it didn't earn that much. The name "Edsel" also didn't become catchy. Lastly, when it comes to performance, Ford Edsel has lots of mechanical flaws.

Anyway, it's a candidate for the worst car ever... not just the ugliest. T.T

Okay, I know it wasn't fair for older cars so I should also include a modern ugly car. XD I find Aztec ugly... but since it's given already, here's another pick: The 2005-2007 Chrysler PT Cruiser convertible.

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siaynoq | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

Hey no prob's lol

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siaynoq | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

It's still an ugly car eh!

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siaynoq | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

Err, didn't I already mention the Edsel??
I'm sure I did, oh yeah, just one post above, lol.

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Owls | 1 year, 8 months ago Report

Edsel radiator was too small. Car overheated.

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fallen_angel21 | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

Oops... sorry @siaynoq... Anyway, I just gave a few updates and mentioned another car anyway. Sorry, really. T.T

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buddawiggi | 2 years, 5 months ago
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I have a personal dis-favorite as I was driven to every freshmen year of high school social event in one and the shame still touches me deeply. My mom drove a 1985 Ford Escort Station Wagon.



The above model is not the exact one but a very close representation. So for personal reasons and genuine distaste for the less than stylish lines of these jalopies, I nominate the 1985 Ford Escort Station Wagon as the ugliest car ever marketed by an American car company.
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balinesecat | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

Definitely a strong contender. :-)

My mind went immediately to the '70s AMC cars, but in looking at them again I had to concede that, at the very least, they had a personality.

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brian san | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

A friend of mine had one in college that was beige (if I remember correctly) with one red door (that part I remember correctly). It was quite a sight to behold. But the Escort just lacked any style whatsoever. The Aztek on the other hand was TRYING to be stylish.

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owl | 2 years, 5 months ago
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Recently, some surveys voted AMC Pacer (American Motor Company's Pacer) as the ugliest car ever manufactured and marketed by an American company. You will find it's image here;
http://images.businessweek.com/ss/07/08/0824_uglycars/index_01.htm (for survey and image)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/773102/posts (for survey and image)

But, there are few other surveys which ranked Pontiac Aztek as the ugliest car ever.
http://autos.aol.com/article/ugly-cars (for survey)
http://jalopnik.com/267120/wanted-a-pontiac-aztec-top-dollar-paid (for image)

As far as my own opinion is concerned, I would vote AMC Pacer as the ugliest car. It looks much uglier than the Pontiac Aztek.

Opinions may differ, however.

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owl | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

Yeah @sjaynoq! You are right! There are so many. But I would vote for AMC Pacer as the ugliest. Thanks

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siaynoq | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

Hey good find. So many ugly cars to choose from eh!

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siaynoq | 2 years, 5 months ago
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What no one has mentioned the Ford 'Edsel!
Surely the ugliest car ever made?

Also the greatest 'failure' of a car. Read this wiki article
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edsel

It's the 'horse collar grill that does it! Normally liked to a womens private parts, nobody wanted to be seen driving one of these!
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balinesecat | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

I think it's adorable ... but you're right, they were widly considered to be ugly cars. I still want one, though :-)

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spoon | 2 years, 5 months ago
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This is a tough question considering so many cars could be used as the answer... Personally (since other cars I would have mentioned have already been posted) I would lean towards the AMC Eagle... All-wheel drive sounds like a good idea for a car but not when you simply put a car body on a truck platform, causing it to sit WAY to high off the ground.

http://www.edmunds.com/media/news/column/letterstotheediors/02.dec/83.amc.eagle.500.jpg

http://www.sheldonaubut.com/eagle/diary/1981-AMC-SX4_1b.jpg

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brian san | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

I was actually in love with this car when I was a little kid. A Matchbox car come to life! But it was a short love affair.

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albanian | 2 years, 5 months ago
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I would vote for the Weinermobile.
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brillon | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

How can you think the weinermobile is ugly?

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brian san | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

Some friends of mine actually had the chance to ride in one several years ago and were quite impressed with it's spacious wiener interior.

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balinesecat | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

i don't know ... it's actually kinda cute in it's own weinermobilish way :-)

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annelisle | 2 years, 5 months ago
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According to an article I've read at spike.com the ugliest car is
the AMC Pacer

---quote---
The fishbowl on wheels. Upon its arrival in 1975, American journalists tried to make the best of a bad situation by complimenting its “very modern styling” and “ample passenger room”. The British press, however, were less polite when The Motor declared, “We Tested the AMC Pacer – And We Wish We Hadn’t” and The Independent wrote that the Pacer “looked horrible, drove badly, and ate money.” Despite being powered by a paltry 95hp inline six cylinder engine, the Pacer still managed to average an observed fuel economy of less than 18mpg. Truly, it was not Detroit’s finest hour.
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brian san | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

Honda Element = Japanese Aztek lite... minus the fancy grill work.

And yes, the Pacer falls into the category of "so ugly it's cute"

http://img4.ifilmpro.com/blog//1/8/6/4/1864908/200809/1221695165322.jpg

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balinesecat | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

yeah, those are butt ugly for sure!

as for modern cars ... i think the honda element, with it's whimsically excessive use of battleship grey plastic panels as decorative detail, deserves to be recognized in this conversation :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmK63jBGm8c

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pep1player | 2 years, 5 months ago
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The Volkswagon Bettle. I hate that car

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edwardclint | 2 years, 5 months ago
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According to ridelust.com the ugliest car marketed by an American car company is the AMC Gremlin.

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"You probably saw this one coming after we took on the Pacer. That car had the round version of “ugly” down pat, so we’ll let the Gremlin corner the market on “angular ugliness.” That’s because in reality, the Gremlin was simply an AMC Hornet rudely and awkwardly hacked in two, creating a mutant hatchback. Famously, it was also introduced on April Fool’s Day, which didn’t help things any. Unsurprisingly, creating a Levi’s edition slathered with denim upholstery wasn’t effective, because honestly, nothing could cover up the ugly on this little monster."

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balinesecat | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

A Levi edition was available ... how quirky is that? :-)

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brian san | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

But they do such nice wheelies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMsjRtOHXow

Warning: horridly loud and awful audio

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tboz | 2 years, 5 months ago
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http://images.forbes.com/images/2002/10/18/gremlin.jpg

Can't believe no one has said the Gremlin.....also has the ugliest name of any car!

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ladesbasement | 2 years, 5 months ago
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I would have to say the "1959 Buick Electra 225"
the lines on this car just confuse the eyes, and at 225" long its a hog!
ad in the color choices that it came in and it just screams ugly ;-)
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ladesbasement | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

but what end is the boot? lol

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siaynoq | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

Dare I say...I'd love one to restore lol! You could fit a small car in it's boot I'm sure.

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martrem | 2 years, 2 months ago
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Chevy HHR, closely followed by the PT Cruiser. Ouch! did I forget the Nissan Cube? Barf-me-out!

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fgual | 1 year, 8 months ago
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Good question, there are many contenders but two stand out for me. In the early 70s American Motors created the chopped-off look by chopping off the tail of the Hornet and called it the Gremlin, a pathetic monstrosity with a long hood, no tail and no trunk.
To top that off they soon created the inflated car look with the Pacer, a big bubble on wheels with 1950s engineering, then had the gall to call it the car of tomorrow. AMC went to the big junkyard in the sky soon after.

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kareul | 2 years, 5 months ago
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I have to say The Yugo. The cheap,tiny and flimsy car.
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brian san | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

That one would win in a "world" contest, but @balinesecat is looking for an American car of questionable beauty.

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albanian | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

That's not ugly. And if you open it up to foreign cars you can find some real "winners".

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balinesecat | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

I'd qualify the Yugo, as it was marketed to the American public. A contender, but I think the Aztek is still the one to beat so far.

I started a new thread for foreign cars:
http://www.mahalo.com/answers/cars/what-is-the-ugliest-auto-ever-marketed-by-a-foreign-non-american-car-company
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