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What is the funniest thing you have either seen or heard? What is truly LOL worthy?

Feel free to post videos, audio clips, photos, jokes, etc. But truly, I'd really like to know what people find funny these days.

People getting injured?
Offensive statements?
People make fools of themselves?
Good clean humor?

What makes you laugh-out-loud? How can something be extremely guffaw worthy to one, yet unable to provoke a smirk from others?

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clarusvisum | 3 years, 4 months ago
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eI think the funniest thing I ever experienced was the infamous Loveline Holocaust call. It has to be heard to be believed, and I was lucky enough to have heard it on the air when it actually happened.

The backstory is that a phone sex operator calls into the show to ask Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew for advice on how to keep guys on longer so that she can meet a quota or make more money or whatever. Saying anymore will spoil it, but I remember laughing hysterically for a VERY long time upon hearing it. From thidescription, it should be obvious that there is NSFW content, but at the same time, this was on nationally-syndicated radio, so don't expect anything THAT bad'.

Download it in mp3 format (courtesy of Houndbite) or stream it right here on Mahal:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/houndbite/Loveline_Clips-upload-s9v319rr2qyf.mp3

P.S. Adam's comments toward the end are supposed to be parody/satirical, don't take them seriously.

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dumblonde | 3 years, 4 months ago
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This video is absolutely the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while.

Warning: Somewhat NSFW but do watch it. It's really funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxxBxvOGXm0

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ppalmer21 | 3 years, 4 months ago Report

That's HYSTERICAL!

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nativenerd | 3 years, 4 months ago Report

Haha...I love it!

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easyeboy | 3 years, 4 months ago
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This is hilarious:

Prangstgrup - Reach! A Lecture Musical Prank!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SwhzFsuvQc

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nativenerd | 3 years, 4 months ago
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Lovingly called slow jerk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o

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rosshann | 3 years, 4 months ago
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I was helping a guy deliver some furniture.  So he picks me up with his truck, it is early in the morning and we are going to stop for a coffee for the road.  We say nothing to each other, the radio is not even on.  It is stone quiet.  We casually sip our coffee, then after ten minutes this guy turns to me and in a dry monotone voice he tells me in one long sentence.  " I had a dream last night that a worm wearing a french beret was living up my ass and smoking dope".  Instantly I burst out laughing hard, this guy starts laughing.  We were laughing so hard he had to stop the truck so we could recover.  I never laughed so hard for so long.  Your sitting in a truck super early in the morning and a guy looks at you barely awake and tells you this?  From that moment on I beleive every sterotype about furniture movers!!
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michaelpaul | 3 years, 4 months ago
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bugsy | 3 years, 4 months ago
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peterliebenson | 3 years, 4 months ago
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Cat attacks baby. Enough said.

But if you need more, Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis is also amazing.
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ibdense | 3 years, 4 months ago
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In Reno, Nevada, at 309 E Moana Lane, there is a sign for two businesses.

The top sign says "Sushi Club" and the bottom one says "Neptune Society."

I find this funny. A kind of distasteful circle of life.

For those of you that are notimmediately hit by the irony, I submit the following.
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You eat the sushi at the Sushi Club.
Then you die.
Then your ashes are disposed of at sea by the Neptune Society.
A fish eats your ashes.
Then a fisherman catches the fish and sells it to a fish monger who sells it to the Sushi Club.
Then you are fed to another patron of the Sushi Club.
...and it starts all over.

Sorry for the quality of the picture. It was the only one I could find.
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ibdense | 3 years, 4 months ago Report

Wow. I'm channeling Shakespeare and I didn't even know I had a Shakespeare receiver! LOL Thanks for the comment. There truly is nothing new under the sun.

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shakespearegeek | 3 years, 4 months ago Report

Hamlet: A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.

Claudius: What dost thou mean by this?

Hamlet: Nothing but to show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar.

You are totally channeling my boy Shakespeare there! Bonus points for working in "fishmonger", another Hamlet reference ("Excellent well, you are a fishmonger!") which also happens to be slang for "pimp".

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elly2222 | 3 years, 4 months ago
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Because it's a send-up of everything ridiculous about gangster rap:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw

Because it's so very wrong:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57ta7mkgrOU

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socrtwo | 3 years, 4 months ago
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Question: What do you get when you throw a hand greande into a French kitchen?

Answer: Linoleum Blown Apart.

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