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What is the funniest joke you've ever heard?

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demanda | 3 years, 5 months ago
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender sees him and asks, "Hey, what's that steering wheel doing there?" The pirate says, "Arrgh matey, it's driving me nuts."

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4score | 3 years, 5 months ago
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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tenor11 | 3 years, 5 months ago
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Not a joke, this really happened. Walking in Yellowstone Park behijnd a couple with a small boy. Boy asks "Dad, what are those things on the ground?" Dad replies, "That's buffalo poop, son." Boy asks, "How do you know?" Mother replies, "Because your dad knows his s...!"

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joeman | 3 years, 5 months ago
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Bush will not be able to pardon Illinois Gov., because he can't pronounce his name..!!
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ginerc | 3 years, 5 months ago
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There are two muffins in an oven.
One muffin looks at the other and says "It sure is hot in here"
The other muffin screams "Holy crap, A talking muffin!"

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darth continent | 3 years, 5 months ago
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Q: What's wrong with Michael Jackson's skin?

A: It's the BLEE-OTCH (do gangsta sign with hands).

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offthedome | 3 years, 5 months ago
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How many drunks does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. one to hold the light bulb in place, and one to drink until the room spins.

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naruwan | 3 years, 5 months ago
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What's the difference between a duck?


One of its legs is both the same.

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offthedome | 3 years, 5 months ago Report

On a scale of 1 to 10, what's the difference between a camel?

A motorcycle, because vests have no sleeves.

(It's jut complicated enough that I've had people going on that one for hours.)

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papuccino1 | 3 years, 5 months ago
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One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."

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wabba | 3 years, 5 months ago
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The funniest jokes I have heard are probably not appropriate for Mahalo.

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jamielynn54 | 3 years, 2 months ago Report

I Have some your so ugly Jokes

1. Your so ugle you birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

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