The funniest one is that Stephen King killed John Lennon is the funniest one and the proof he had is hand written poster board.

One of the funniest I have heard is from Family Guy's very own Adam West (legend!). Every time he pours water into his plants it dissapears and he is still trying to find out who keeps stealing his water!

Pretty much anything Jessie Ventura says on his Conspiracy Theory show.

That Bigfoot is an alien that takes care of the Lock Ness monster!

Many have heard the conspiracy theory that the CIA instigated 9-11. Many have also heard the one about the USA not landing on the moon. I recently discovered however that the US invasion of Afghanistan is also fake.

The theory runs that In order to cater the post 9-11 climate of anti Islamic public opinion the entire invasion was faked in collusion with the Pakistani and Saudi governments to make it look like ‘Something was being done’ in order to combat so called Islamic extremism. When the reality is both 911 and the fake invasion of Afghanistan were a cover for a big government take over of world affairs

The reality however is that there are currently no US troops in Afghanistan. Video footage of the so called war has been faked by a special CIA unit formed in collusion with the Pakistani Military government so that it will appear that there is a war going on this is not in fact the case.

al Qaeda an organisation formed by Wahabiist factions within Saudi Arabia and Deobandi/Pashtun Cadres within Pakistan have worked hand in glove to create a campaign of propaganda and disinformation, including fake videos to propagate the myth that there is a war going on when in fact this is not the case.

Of course propagating such a myth is not easy and elements of the US military have been forced to collude in this elaborate fantasy. Firstly by the Bush administration and more recently by the Obama presidency. Those who have failed to go along with this myth have ben murdered by a secret CIA Unit known as Deep Five.

Deep Five have orchestrated the myth of the war to keep the public weak and the government strong. They have also colluded on an international level with the Pakistani and Saudi governments to create fear and uncertainty so that they may pursue their own narrow agendas without fear or discovery.

The so called al Qaeda organization is yet another facet of this conspiracy. In a similar way to Deep Five and in collusion with them, they are using money from dirty governments to build a world government agenda. The term Islamicism is a red herring. The world government agenda is unified and this world government is using the vulnerable and gullible to pursue its ends, treating all who fall before it with deception and merciless cruelty.

NASA Faked the Moon Landings

Apollo Moon Landing hoax accusations are claims that some or all elements of the Apollo Moon landings were faked by NASA and possibly members of other involved organizations. Some groups and individuals have advanced alternate historical narratives which tend, to varying degrees, to include the following common elements:

# The Apollo Astronauts did not land on the Moon;
# NASA and possibly others intentionally deceived the public into believing the landing(s) did occur by manufacturing, destroying, or tampering with evidence, including photos, telemetry tapes, transmissions, and rock samples;
# NASA and possibly others continue to actively participate in the conspiracy to this day.

Enthusiasts of this theory claim that:
# The astronauts could not have survived the trip because of exposure to radiation
# The photos were altered: the Crosshairs on some photos appear to be behind objects, rather than in front of them where they should be
# The quality of the photographs is implausibly high.
# There are no stars in any of the photos, and astronauts never report seeing any stars from the capsule windows.
# Identical backgrounds in photos that are listed as taken miles apart.
# The moon's surface during the daytime is so hot that camera film would have melted.
# No blast crater appeared from the landing
# The launch rocket produced no visible flame.
# The flag placed on the surface by the astronauts flapped despite there being no wind on the Moon.

Many commentators have published detailed rebuttals to the hoax claims. According to a 1999 poll conducted by the The Gallup Organization, what Gallup termed an "overwhelming majority" of the US public, some 89 percent, did not believe the landing was faked, while 6 percent did and 5 percent were undecided.