What is the correct title for a Pastafarian who conducts FSM marriages?
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I would expect that any Pastafarian who is 'special' enough to perform marriages, would have to be canonized through the church first.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pastafarian_Rituals
~quote~
"Cannonisation is the ritual used to celebrate those most honored by His Noodliness. Few may ever hope to achieve it, but those who do will be given eternal backstage passes at the Stripper Factory. The ceremony is long and involved, and ends with the ritual shooting of the honored out of a cannon."
~end quote~
I think anyone who can survive a FSM cannonisation, should be called 'Limpy', or at least have a handicap license plate.
So my answer is 'Limpy'.
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it's obvious!
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Pastafarian means the person who believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). It is a religious believe of a group of people.
What is Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM)?
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the God of Pastafarian religion. He looks like a giant wad of spaghetti, but also exhibits bilateral symmetry with two eyes and two very large meat balls and many noodly appendages.
http://wikiality.wikia.com/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
http://wikiality.wikia.com/Pastafarian
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
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Do Pastafarians even 'get married'? Or do they just tie a noodly knot?
Looking at a few other sites... it has come to my attention that the FSM "is drunk and doesn't care" so you're going to have to build your own wedding entirely from scratch. That would include vows, pirate and wench costumes, pasta and grog.
In the past most Pastafarians have been relying on a Justice of the Peace, or Unitarian Universalist Minister (with a sense of humor).
http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=13388&sid=4e750106a5e2062d61ec78f03fc5e36c
I did find a site that will cater an entire 100% legal Pastafarian wedding (in Maryland or Connecticut only) complete with Pirate Ministers, but you have to email to get more information.
http://www.pastafarianwedding.com/
As these celebrations become more popular and main stream... with they stick with Pirate Ministers? The FSM would have to become more internally political, and one thing I do know about the FSM is that they will fall apart once it gets to that point.
Thanks for the answer
I think being canonized is too rare to apply. Few if any Pastafarians could get married at that rate.
Pirate Captain sounds so formal. How about First Mate? Or First Mate Merrier? (a play off of Marrier?)
I am sure you are right that pirates, wenches, pasta and grog are appropriate. A Unitarian Minister or even a Reform Rabbi might be a good bet if the Justices of the Peace are as conservative as they are around here. But Pastafarians should have their own. I still like Pirate Captain best.