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What is the best retort you've ever used or heard?

What is the best one you've either used, or heard? I wanna hear them! :D (And please, nothing dirty, thanks)
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kty2777 | 1 year, 3 months ago
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One I've always liked this one:

"Small things amuse small minds"
............And smaller minds take notice

And this one but you have to know what the words mean ( look them up if you don't )
" The dregs always fall to the bottom"
....................And the dross always floats to the top

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treym111 | 1 year, 3 months ago
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It's better to be a smartass than a dumbass.

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brendonbarnett | 1 year, 3 months ago
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"I know you are, but what am I?"
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offthedome | 1 year, 3 months ago
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"No, in YOUR endo!"

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princess0fgods | 1 year ago
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Well there was this horrible rumor going around that i was pregnant. BTW i am 13 so like whatever. So when a group of people asked me i said:
SARCASTICALLY
"YEAH!!!! Triplets...... oh wait whats eight again. Yeah! I'm having octuplets!! Oh one just kicked wanna feel??"
Hope this helps

Also try if someone's saying bad words:
"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth"
If they say yes:
"try washing it sometime"

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bitbit | 1 year, 3 months ago
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I hear a squeaking noise... oh it must be that hamster wheel in your brain.
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charli | 1 year, 3 months ago
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I overheard this when I lived in Atlanta and plan to use it in a screenplay one day. Two girls who were stocking cans were deep in discussion about some sin a friend had committed. I did not overhear that part. But I did hear what the one girl said to the other if she got caught doing the same sin.

"Gurl, if my mama saw me doing that she's send me out the door with a slap."

Now that was priceless.

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ramkitten | 1 year, 3 months ago
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I was listening to two guys from Texas banter with one another in their (to my ears) Texan drawl, so I'll type it the way I heard it:

"You shutcher mouth when yer talkin' to me!"

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