What are the most annoying questions on Mahalo?
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M$1. Who r u?
2.What
3.Am I pretty?
4. Does it?
5. Wanna chat
6. freinds on here??(that is their spelling)
These are just a few that come on quite a bit. But the shopping online spam is the one that really maddens me, on the answers!! I seem to be reporting every day, and over Christmas, it was infested! Sorry, got off the subject there folks!!
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M$I find that I have to answer them. I am drawn to these vampire questions like a moth to a light. I end up giving an almost canned response that vampires are not real, and that most of the people that believe that they are vampires have some kind of mental detachment from humanity.
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M$I should point out, for those that do not know, that I am a writer who specializes in horror articles. I have written a lot about the symbolism behind horror, and the phobias that they represent. That is probably why I am drawn to these questions.
Do you know any spells for turning into a Centaur? I understand they have a great capacity for beer and wine, as well as being wise. And if I could cast it on my girlfriend too she would reportedly become exceedingly well endowed.
The fact that you are drawn to these questions so strongly may be a bit of bad news. It is likely that the attraction is the work of a vampire who is callin gyou to him, for his next victim! (just kidding).
If you think it's bad here... you should check out yahoo answers. There have been about a million questions asking for spells to become a REAL mermaid. The best answer I read was to hold your head underwater for 5 or more minutes while chanting some silly words.
Oh, the humanity!
@ Bunny, I've seen those too. It's hilarious.
Below the Justin related questions would be the ones with no purpose such as one posted the other day:
Are you butol? Yes it was spelled like that. Some people always seem to take a good thing (like Mahalo) and find a way to be an annoying "butol".
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M$How do you zombie proof a house?
--By buddawiggi
But it made it more annoyin' for me as it was asked by a man with 24 badges!
Because this is Mahalo neither the set of 'I am Legend' where Will Smith needs assistance to build a Zombie -Resistant house nor of 'Resident Evil' where i grant him to take Alice along for his protection!
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M$Maybe he came from the National Enquirer staff ???
He just asked a justin bieber question, adding even more damning evidence:
http://www.mahalo.com/answers/justin-bieber-and-selena-gomez-a-couple
Could be. I hope he goes back soon. Or, at least somewhere else that I never hear from him again.
I do hate the spam ones, though.
But what really gets to me are questions where you don't have enough information to give a decent answer. "How do I persuade my wife to have another kid" was one recently where I had that issue. There just wasn't enough information about why she didn't want kids to be able to give any kind of a helpful answer, I thought. Those frustrate the heck out of me, especially when I think the topic is interesting, because it seems like odds are, I won't answer it right and then I'll feel stupid :(
And I hate that.
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M$It's like @pastorkayte said, these type of questions require one to "become a psychic" to answer properly. Perhaps Mahalo should hire a psychic who can answer these.......
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M$It's possible that they *are* posting from another site. Some of the questions come in from other Q&A domains that belong to Mahalo. Others are posted from specific pages, like many of the Justin Bieber ones come from the "Live Chat With Justing Bieber" page here on Mahalo, and I think those are from deluded teens that think they might be actually talking to him.
Ah, I see. That makes sense.




