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What are the most annoying questions on Mahalo?

Questions related to Justin Bieber is a class all by itself. I wish there was someway to make them disappear with 3 or more down votes.
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pastorkayte | 1 year, 4 months ago
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The worse ones are the ones that require that I become a psychic to answer. I really want to say, look I really dont know when your birthday is, what your next wifes name is, when you are going to die, if you are going to be rich, or if your brother is going to kick your bum, because you spilled milk in his room. I also cant tell anyone who they are by just reading their question. I cant tell them when the end of the world will be because I am a Christian either.
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falcon18 | 1 year, 4 months ago
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The J.B. questions are by far the most annoying, But here are a few that also grate on the nerves.
1. Who r u?
2.What
3.Am I pretty?
4. Does it?
5. Wanna chat
6. freinds on here??(that is their spelling)
These are just a few that come on quite a bit. But the shopping online spam is the one that really maddens me, on the answers!! I seem to be reporting every day, and over Christmas, it was infested! Sorry, got off the subject there folks!!

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lvincentpoupard | 1 year, 4 months ago
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For me, the most annoying questions are about how to meet real vampires. At first I got a kick out of the number of people that think that vampires are real. Now, it has just gotten to the point that the questions are really annoying. I end up seeing at least one of them every week.

I find that I have to answer them. I am drawn to these vampire questions like a moth to a light. I end up giving an almost canned response that vampires are not real, and that most of the people that believe that they are vampires have some kind of mental detachment from humanity.

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lvincentpoupard | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

I should point out, for those that do not know, that I am a writer who specializes in horror articles. I have written a lot about the symbolism behind horror, and the phobias that they represent. That is probably why I am drawn to these questions.

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albanian | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

Do you know any spells for turning into a Centaur? I understand they have a great capacity for beer and wine, as well as being wise. And if I could cast it on my girlfriend too she would reportedly become exceedingly well endowed.

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs40/PRE/i/2009/013/f/3/The_perfect_centaur_couple_by_Expatkiwi.jpg

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keepontryin | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

The fact that you are drawn to these questions so strongly may be a bit of bad news. It is likely that the attraction is the work of a vampire who is callin gyou to him, for his next victim! (just kidding).

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bunnyphuphu | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

If you think it's bad here... you should check out yahoo answers. There have been about a million questions asking for spells to become a REAL mermaid. The best answer I read was to hold your head underwater for 5 or more minutes while chanting some silly words.

Oh, the humanity!

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meyermv | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

@ Bunny, I've seen those too. It's hilarious.

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bwell79 | 1 year, 4 months ago
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I would surely say the questions related to Justin Bieber are the most annoying.....I realize I just posted one related to the issue...but it was because I think it is an annoying subject.
Below the Justin related questions would be the ones with no purpose such as one posted the other day:
Are you butol? Yes it was spelled like that. Some people always seem to take a good thing (like Mahalo) and find a way to be an annoying "butol".

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pastorkayte | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

I probably would have said that butol no longer works here but he has been found asking silly questions and we cant seem to get him to stop. LOL

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ninjabonny | 1 year, 4 months ago
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The most annoying question i think is-
How do you zombie proof a house?
--By buddawiggi

But it made it more annoyin' for me as it was asked by a man with 24 badges!

Because this is Mahalo neither the set of 'I am Legend' where Will Smith needs assistance to build a Zombie -Resistant house nor of 'Resident Evil' where i grant him to take Alice along for his protection!
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falcon18 | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

The question is meant to get your brain working! (before someone eats it :)))

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coltech88 | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

I am with you, I don't have much interest in the zombie or vampire fantasies that are popular. Good illustrations to go with your answer.

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albanian | 1 year, 4 months ago
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I would like to nominate the questions from @ryanr. Apparently @ryanr is a new Mahalo staff member, which adds injury to insult and/or insult to injury. Either way it's awful. This member seems devoted to turning Mahalo into a National Enquirer-type tabloid. Surely Mahalo staff members should be trying to raise the quality of questions, not drag them in the dirt!
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coltech88 | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

Maybe he came from the National Enquirer staff ???

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albanian | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

He just asked a justin bieber question, adding even more damning evidence:
http://www.mahalo.com/answers/justin-bieber-and-selena-gomez-a-couple

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albanian | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

Could be. I hope he goes back soon. Or, at least somewhere else that I never hear from him again.

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KatKenig | 1 year, 4 months ago
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I don't mind the zombies or vampires, or the misguided usually, or even the Justin Bieber ones, most days.

I do hate the spam ones, though.

But what really gets to me are questions where you don't have enough information to give a decent answer. "How do I persuade my wife to have another kid" was one recently where I had that issue. There just wasn't enough information about why she didn't want kids to be able to give any kind of a helpful answer, I thought. Those frustrate the heck out of me, especially when I think the topic is interesting, because it seems like odds are, I won't answer it right and then I'll feel stupid :(

And I hate that.

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coltech88 | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

It's like @pastorkayte said, these type of questions require one to "become a psychic" to answer properly. Perhaps Mahalo should hire a psychic who can answer these.......

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ramkitten | 1 year, 4 months ago
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There seem to be many questions asked by an anonymous user that don't make any sense. It's as if this person is copying-and-pasting questions from another site, perhaps, and some of those questions must be follow-ups to others because they are incomplete. I haven't been on this site for long, but I do find those quite annoying.

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KatKenig | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

It's possible that they *are* posting from another site. Some of the questions come in from other Q&A domains that belong to Mahalo. Others are posted from specific pages, like many of the Justin Bieber ones come from the "Live Chat With Justing Bieber" page here on Mahalo, and I think those are from deluded teens that think they might be actually talking to him.

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ramkitten | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

Ah, I see. That makes sense.

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