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What are the most absurd products made with bacon?

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erigsgirl | 2 years, 5 months ago
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Ok, so my husband LOVES bacon. Really? Who doesn't like bacon? Anyway, he always says, "Bacon makes it better!" On the other hand, I have my limits.

One day he sent me this link for Bacon Salt. http://www.baconsalt.com/
They say, "Bacon Salt is a zero calorie, zero fat, vegetarian and kosher, seasoning that makes everything taste like bacon."

While on my "weird bacon stuff quest," here are a few things I have found:
--Beer Battered Deep Fried Bacon Double Quarter Pounder
--Bacon Briefcase
--Bacon Bikini
--Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo

There are countless others, as human imagination is pretty much endless!

Yummy Bacon!
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tboz | 2 years, 5 months ago
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The "bacon-weave" of course! This is where you weave strips of bacon into a little place mat and then use these mats as a base to make crazy sandwiches or even use it as a burito wrapper, the possibilities are limitless once you have a big sheet of bacon-weave made. you can use these sheets like sushi wrappers and make a "heart attack Roll" with all of your favorite salty fatty foods stuffed inside and nicely sliced like little sushi rolls. Here is a website describing how to make the bacon sushi roll

http://ok2passenge.blogspot.com/2008/12/bacon-and-cheese-sushi-roll.html

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0802/bacon-weave-demotivational-poster-1201908307.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_28w2ZlYLNCQ/SURJKO-AjiI/AAAAAAAABb0/llwxg5fKXuI/s400/bacon4.jpg

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bernices | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

Now see. That bacon weave would make the perfect BLT, without bacon falling out all over the place! But the pic on the bottom sure looks nasty!

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rondata | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

my arteries are hardening at the site of all the photos on this thread. lol

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jackiewriter | 2 years, 5 months ago
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I have seen a picture of a BACON BRA!!!

The whole thing (cups and straps) is made out of bacon strips!!!
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albanian | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

http://www.infobarrel.com/media/image/966.jpg
Here's one. There are other photos around. They all seem to be raw bacon though, which lessens the appeal.

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bunnyphuphu | 2 years, 5 months ago
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The most absurd bacon 'product' is Baconnaise, which is a bacon flavored mayonnaise.
http://www.baconnaise.com/

The most interesting thing I ever tasted was a bacon donut from Voodoo Doughnuts in Portland, Oregon.
http://voodoodoughnut.com/

I was surprised to find the maple icing complemented the meat.
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shadowex3 | 2 years, 5 months ago
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Baconnaise from JD Foods is probably the most absurd for a very special reason, unlike most other bacon products out there which are just various ways of putting bacon on or around something odd Bacconaise is actually a kosher bacon spread.
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cosmopinkice | 2 years, 5 months ago
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I am sure this bacon cabin would last a long time! It's rather unique, yet tasty to the lurking predators.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o149/ms42261/Baconcabin.jpg
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www.photbucket.com

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hefwalker | 2 years, 5 months ago
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I built a Snack Stadium for Super Bowl 2009.

Here is the instructional guide I used:
http://www.holytaco.com/ultimate-super-bowl-snack-stadium

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sparks | 2 years, 5 months ago
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRGz9xSP_SA

Funny video with lots of absurd bacon uses.
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inteligento | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

Excellent !

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stevefh | 2 years, 5 months ago
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There are no absurd dishes made with bacon. Bacon is one of life's wonderful pleasures. Per The Piggery, "pork fat (lard) comes out pretty good, having more “good” fats than all other fat sources except olive oil and canola oil. But of all these fats, pork fat from pastured hogs is the only one that’s loaded with vitamin D. See? pork fat is good for you."

My personal favorite different but not absurd bacon dishes:

bacon tempura
bacon on a stick, dipped in dark chocolate. from Iowa state fair. What a sweet and savory treat.

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lindalstcyr | 2 years, 5 months ago
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Bacon Mints
Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

And the weirdest one of all...
Bacon Bandages
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jeffhoard | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

I want those bacon band-aids!

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answerwhatever | 2 years, 5 months ago
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Wake N' Bacon Alarm Clock: The Best Sleep-Ending Device Ever
wakes you up with the intoxicating porky bacon smell. You put a slice of frozen bacon in the clock's chamber when you set the alarm the night before, and voila, you wake up to the wafting smell of a cooked piece of bacon.
Make This Bacon Tiara at Your Own Risk
to become a true pork princess is to wear a tiara made of meat..the meat paste ingredients include transglutaminase, a protein-binding enzyme
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jeffhoard | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

Thanks for answering, the Tiara is something else, however your text above appears to be copied from an uncited source.
http://www.seriouseats.com/2008/07/wake-n-bacon-alarm-clock-the-best-sleepending.html

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kylehase | 2 years, 5 months ago
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Bacon & cheese stuffed pizza burger
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cosmopinkice | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

oh that is so gross! Do you actually make that? The meat doesn't look done in the middle. Looks like something for a Superbowl party for some real meat eating men.

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lidyax | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

EWW.

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archaelous | 2 years, 5 months ago Report

Arteries clogging, brain melting.
My god that looks foul!

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mahalo3 | 2 years, 5 months ago
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The actor "Kevin Bacon" ...horrible.
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movies

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coreymac | 2 years, 5 months ago
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Jennifer, the chef at Mahalo, just informed me that she visited a restaurant in Oregon that served bacon and foie gras ice cream. (Yes, you read that correctly!)
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a very talented chef

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moonshadow | 2 years, 5 months ago
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Bacon-wrapped chocolate bars as seen here : http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars

The sad thing is it probably tastes pretty decent. My husband used to love to put a chocolate chip cookie on a Frisco Burger from Hardee's (Carl's for you westerners). The mixture of sweetg and meat is pretty good, even if it sounds disgusting. But the fat and calorie content is through the roof!

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