The scariest burger guy: Ronald, Jack or the King?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEVMkdScUZc
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The BK King? Creepy, yes. Inopportune in his apparitions, yes. Yet, always benign in the end. Heck, he even stuffs dollars in your pockets as you walk down the street.
Ronald McDonald? In his modern incarnation he seems like the world's first metrosexual clown. I feel that I could sit down with him over a Big Mac and obtain some very useful fashion and interior decoration tips. He would be more like a lunch buddy.
So who do I fear most? I made the mistake once of doing a youtube search for the "original" incarnation of Ronald McDonald, back when Willard Scott portrayed him in the 1960's. Freaky! I would cross the street if I saw him coming. If he were to approach my nieces or nephews, I'd mace him. He looked like the sort of clown that you wouldn't be surprised to hear that he was found dead, with a heroin needle in his arm, his zipper open, soaked in his own waste, with an empty bottle of cheap rye whiskey in one hand and a burned out unfiltered Lucky Strike cigarette in the other; with old Racing Forms and losing parimutuel tickets scattered about the floor of his cheap $5 hotel room; with his bare feet (yes, bare feet because he pawned his big clown shoes just to get one last fix) gnawed to the bone by congregating rats; the lone light bulb swinging from the ceiling as the fumes from his rotting clown corpse creates a convection current in the room.
Did somebody say dead, stinky, rotting clown?
Source: Years of eating at franchise fast food restaurants in 5 countries
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We don't have any jacks around here so I don't have to see those commercials but the one you have linked makes him pretty scary too.
The least scary would be Ronald for me. I think because he seems friendly and I think he goes to visit the kids at the Ronald McDonald house. For his altruism and the fact that he shows up personally, I think he gets the fabliaux seal of approval.
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