The Easter Bunny vs. Hello Kitty
Your guess is as good as mine...
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The March Hare is a monstrously powerful creature from Celtic lands, with a signature so huge that it left its shadow on the moon.
Notice how you can see the head of the March Hare facing to the north-west, with the ears falling back to the south-east, and how it is holding a big egg in its front paws.
*That* creature would rip Hello Kitty to shreds... and *that's* the *real* "Easter Bunny"... not that fluffy cutified thing that the Catholic missionaries reinterpreted to the Celts in order to encourage them to convert from Druidism to Catholicism.
March Hare guards and incubates the egg of the new spring while not hibernating like those other p***y creatures, and while staring the ogre-god of winter in the eye, daring it to hurt that egg, and when the eff is ready to hatch, March Hare rises up and chases the ogre-god of winter north, in order for the egg of spring to hatch and spread the green growth of new spring all over the planet.
Anyone can stomp around Tokyo smashing cars and tearing down buildings, because destruction is easy, but the birth of spring is a creative force, and it takes *much* more energy to create than to destroy.
If Hello Kitty thinks she's so strong, I dare her to attack the incubating egg of spring in the middle of winter while being guarded by March Hare... a creature so huge that his shadow is cast upon the moon.
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Hello Kitty by a long shot!
There's precedence. Just look back in the history of cage matches.
Bunny vs. Kitty '72.
Kitty easily takes out Bunny in fewer than three rounds with a series of blows to Bunny's head. And then a tearing of the flesh by sharp jagged teeth.
WHY, you ask? Why is Hello Kitty so powerful and domineering?
Because she's....HELL KITTY!!!!!
(O. is her middle name - and it stands for OBLITERATE!!!)
She's been training since her days as a little kitten in the back alleys of Japan. She knows how to wield partial arts weapons better than Chuck Norris and David Carradine combined. Plus she has mastered the amazing secret art of brainwashing through mass-marketed product placement. A toaster here, a pencil topper there, and pretty soon your whole family is chanting in their sleep:
"Hello Kitty is good
Hello Kitty is our pal
We offer our blood to you, Master"
After HELL Kitty has lulled you into complacency with cheap sweatshop products, she goes in for the kill and shows no mercy to her enemies.
And then there's the Easter Bunny.....
....he's kinda creepy.....
....he hibernates 11 months out of the year (can you say prone??)
....he....well, he brings joy to millions of Christian children around the world, that's what he does!
And HELL Kitty HATES happiness!
HELL Kitty eats happiness for breakfast...made in her hypnotizing waffle iron!
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M$
You raise some very good points there @gno.
I started looking at kitty's history, and it looks like she may have had some influence in World War II.
Love the supporting image!
But I think the biggest question is what will happen when Hello Kitty gets out...
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I think she would only win if allowed to use all of her 'brand' weapons...
No doubt, bunny squeeze kitty's head... go *pop*!
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Take that, Easter Bunny.
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I have heard that "Kitty" has teamed up with the dark side... is that true?
kitty likes to drink sake. she drinks like a sailor & likes to fight.
I always thought bunnyphuphu was named for him...
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Superkitty!
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M$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cORVuGeM7iY
The vicious scene? on film...an army of hello kitty's cannot defeat even regular bunny!
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Yall must have pansy cats :P lol I kid of course.. but I've had multiple cats that regular brought home rabbit as dinner. One in particular is now 17 years old and STILL brings home rabbits, blows my mind. I'm not even sure that cat can see anymore.
Though I've never actually witnessed a rabbit cat brawl.. I kind of assumed the dead rabbits gave win to the cats. lol
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But I must add that the Easter Bunny shouldn't cheat like in last years fight.
It all ended so tragically, or at least that's what TMZ said.
It will be a knockout or bit-off match for the Easter Bunny with her sharp teeth because Hello Kitty or Kitty-Chan (her Japanese name) is mouthless!!!
Let's check out our Easter Bunny practicing her Muay Thai kick-and-bite with a champion rooster in a secret training camp in Bangkok:
As for why Hello Kitty got no mouth, you have to listen to the explanation from Hideki Ono, a Japanese anime critic:
http://ribbonoffmyeyes.blogspot.com/2009/11/why-hello-kitty-has-no-mouth.html
tmz correspondent based in Bangkok, Thailand
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D'oh! I thought it was a Muay Thai Rooster fighting with a Bunny but I guess my guys in Bangkok have mixed-up! Your video clearly shows what was really going on- our Bunny can be very aggressive and dangerous...
I think the "Muay Thai kick-and-bite" might actually be something else @seantang. You might want to see what they're really up to!
*warning - video is not for the faint hearted.
He is also friends with Santa, so they hang out and do mahalo tasks together ya know while drinking margaritas. You know the Easter Bunny and Santa are sick of hello kitty and are planning how to deal with that meddling kitty once and for all.
All kidding aside, cute photo you put here. The little girl looks so happy and excited to be there.
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I agree. But if Hello Kitty has 'the force' with her, she might be able to mentally stun the Easter Bunny to gain an advantage.
"These are not the easter eggs you're looking for..."
Warning; not work safe, well.. kinda.
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M$The following link has the picture
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cuddlemonkey101/3436759376/
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It will be tough to dispute the power of March Hare aka "Moon Bunny". Honestly I had never seen this image in the moon before... quite cool.