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brian san brian san
 
M$1 June 02, 2009 09:46 PM

A horse walks in to a bar..

.. after jumping the fence at a neighboring ranch.
The horse looks confused and scared.
You are a patron in the bar. What would you do?
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mattb4rd mattb4rd
 
 June 02, 2009 10:01 PM
You would have thought he would have seen it.



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pats pats
 
June 02, 2009 09:58 PM
I will ask him "why the long face?"

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arkensis arkensis
 
June 02, 2009 10:11 PM
Two-step my way to the nearest glue factory with my new-found "friend".

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waazzuup waazzuup
 
June 03, 2009 03:35 AM
give 'em a drink.

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jaruesink jaruesink
 
June 03, 2009 05:16 AM
I would make sure that nobody gets close to the horse to keep it safe... and them safe. And then I'd try to slowly walk up to the horse and try to urge it out of the bar. Then I'd contact the owners and let them know their horse ran into your bar.

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June 03, 2009 07:49 AM
buy him CC and dry (no ice) - those four-legged b@stards love the stuff... settles their nerves.

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aaronfallo... aaronfallo...
 
June 03, 2009 11:10 AM
Buy him/her a drink.

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onek onek
 
June 03, 2009 11:20 AM
I would get on him, and ride away to the beach (showing my sixpack).


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warpedspee... warpedspee...
 
June 03, 2009 01:59 PM
Wish that horses didn't frighten me.

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tom sawyer... tom sawyer...
 
June 03, 2009 08:36 PM
first priority is to not spook the animal. it will be difficult for me to get everyone's attention before they panic without raising my voice or doing anything that may cause the horse to panic. I must then get the people out of the bar and ask someone to call the cops (it is important to ask a single person as apposed to "someone in the group" this is to prevent the "someone else will do it" mind set) then ask another person to call the cops (just in case the first person does not). once everyone is out side I will try to keep the horse inside until animal control arrives.

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