Here are some of the funnier ones I have come across:

The "You Know You've Reached Middle Age If..." book offers funny one-lined anecdotes, completing the title sentence of the book.

For example. one of the lines might read something like "You Know You've Reached Middle Age If... You watch re-runs of the Brady Bunch and now identify with the parents instead of the kids on the show."

http://www.wellhaven.com/Middle-Age-Book
http://images.andrewsmcmeel.com/media/6868/medium.jpg

Gag gifts give you a license to be just a little cruel, so if you want, go out and buy a big ole' bag of Depends, Ben Franklin-style spectacles and a walking cane.

http://thecoolsideofapillow.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/un-depends.jpg

As a nearly middle aged woman, she almost definitely knows what it's like living with a male. Which means she would get a real kick out of "Porn for Women" which features photos of men doing such rare jobs as cleaning and cooking.

http://www.uncommongoods.com/item/item.jsp?itemId=16503&utm_medium=shopping+sites&utm_source=gifts

http://feministing.com/imageStorage/12372823.jpg

And every woman's worse nightmare? The scale! Except this one talks back, and it's not friendly no matter what weight you are.

http://www.prankplace.com/funnyscale.htm

http://www.prankplace.com/images/scale/img.jpg
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