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Share your best dumb blond joke!

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Share your best dumb blond joke!
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ramkitten | 1 year, 4 months ago
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Given that I can never remember long jokes, here's a little one.

How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?

**Drum roll, please!**

She fell out of the tree.

**Cringe**
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dinahnnnnn | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

interesting!

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keepontryin | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

I like the video too!

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buddawiggi | 1 year, 4 months ago
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So, these two blonds walk into a bar.. you think one of them would have seen it.

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RightEveryTime | 1 year, 4 months ago
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I dont know about you guys, but I laughed hard at this one. I thought it was pretty clever :P So here goes:

Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall (Sorry, there`s meant to be a question mark here, but mine doesnt work right now for some reason :S)

A: To see what was on the other side!

Hahaa! Hahaha! Laugh, common, I know you want to! :P Hahaha, just kidding. :D Great question, by the way!

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rdmcurator | 1 year, 4 months ago
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I've got two. Ahem:

So a blonde calls the local firehouse (no 911 service I guess) and screams hysterically into the phone "Come quick! My house is on fire!" The fireman taking the call says, "Yes ma'am we'll get there as soon as possible. How do we get to your location?"

The blonde retorts, "DUH, BIG RED FIRETRUCK!"

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A brunette woman is lost in the woods, and after hiking for what seems like hours comes to the lake where she and her friend (the blonde) have camped...the only problem is that she's on the wrong side. Luckily, she sees her blonde friend pop out of their camper, and yells across to her, "Hey, how do I get to the other side of the lake!" The blonde yells back,

"DUH, YOU ARRRE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LAKE!"

Thanks for letting get those out. They were killing me. :D
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cu2005 | 1 year, 4 months ago
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silverhammer | 1 year, 4 months ago
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"Is this where I sign up for coupons?"

(Okay, that one was WAY out in left field. Maybe someone will get it.)

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falcon18 | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

I'm still trying, and I'm not even blonde! :))

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silverhammer | 1 year, 4 months ago Report

See a blonde wouldn't even get this was a thread about being made fun of, so the joke is the blonde asked a totally unrelated question. See? Way out.

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