If you don't have the time to discover a new species to name after yourself, why not cut out the middleman and create one? All you need to do is go to the store, get some Spirulina (blue green algea), some unprocessed sea salt, and some distilled water. Now you need some DNA. I suggest using a few specimens at once to maximize the resilience of your new critter, like a hamster and a garden snail. Maybe a little donkey in there for mass. Now you'll need to find a half pound of stem cells, perhaps on craigslist or ebay, and mix dry ingredients in equal parts in a microwave safe bowl. Stir in water to thicken to a pudding like texture. Nuke it for 30 sec, stir well, cover with plastic wrap and pop it back in for 30 sec more. Leave bowl in a warm humid place for at least 72 hours.
Your new species should be just about ready, but you'll want to rinse him off before you start playing with him or it will take days for the smell to wear off.
Congrats on your new DIY Hoardibeast.
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My cousin swears it can work.

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