Question: How do I deal with a sea urchin tangled in my chest hair?
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M$6 Answers
Be careful when handling the sea urchin - their spines can easily penetrate the skin and break off. Their spines carry venom/poison - if the spine breaks off in your skin it can release toxins that may cause pain.
If you are poked: Don't panic.
"Sea urchin spines and venom (released from seizing organs called pedicellaria) are not lethal. The injury is very painful but the spines are made mostly of calcium carbonate, so they can be dissolved in the body over time. Different sea urchin injuries are more severe than others."
* You may want to do a picture search on google images so that you can identify the type of sea urchin you're dealing with.
"Do not worry about any purple/black dye released into the skin, it should disappear in a few days. If you're injury is less severe, the spines will probably dissolve or your body will eject them in 3 weeks."
Let your doctor know, he may want to prescribe antibiotics. Good luck. Let us know how it goes.
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M$Cut the chest hair, unless you want the urchin to start smelling after a bit, looking like a chainless necklace and smelling unspeakable.
Then imitate the professional swimmers and shave it all. Let it come back next winter if you still want it!
Common sense
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M$Are you sure this is the oddest?
http://www.mahalo.com/answers/love-and-relationships/cures-for-chronic-masturbatory-syndrome
(Hey, good sushi is hard to find these days).
http://www.sushifaq.com/sushi-items/itemimages/uni1.jpg
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M$I would treat it like I would if someone got gum stuck in their hair. Cutting it out would be the easiest solution. You're not overly fond of a hairy chest, I hope? **shudder**
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M$This bugger should be on a wall display!
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If this is for real, video the removal and put it on youtube. You will be an overnight celebrity.