1 year, 3 months ago
President Obama has evaded the squirrel plot; but are the rest of us safe?
The lead in to the predicted squirrel uprising today, February 2nd, included the usual suicide squirrel attacks on power substations. But what had me especially worried was that President Obama planned to visit Pennsylvania, an area under the paw of notorious Punxsutawney Phil. Whether you call them groundhogs, woodchucks, or marmots, they are still just big squirrels. Once again Phil tried to trick the public and the President with a big lie. Spring indeed, with 15 foot snowdrifts! Who knows what wood would have been chucked at Obama? But, he deftly ingnored Phil's Spring claim and put off his visit.
Now that the squirrel plot has been thrown into disarray, will they continue today or put their uprising off until another date?
Now that the squirrel plot has been thrown into disarray, will they continue today or put their uprising off until another date?
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Oh @albanian,
I can't believe that you of all people can't see the real end plan of the squirrel uprising!!
They won't stop until they have taken over the world, and to do so, they must have adequate supplies. Squirrels of the Northern US faction realized this and instigated the "climate change" apparatus currently blanketing most of the United States in order to "cover their tracks" while hoarding nuts, fruits and high explosives.
Sure, there was pressure from the Southern Squirrels to move forward with the U.S. species regime change ASAP, but cooler heads prevailed and the uprising has been postponed... for now.
Another time factor has been how to get unsuspecting human manufacturing firms to develop squirrel friendly air attack weaponry required for world domination without direct human knowledge of the plot. Do you really believe that the squirrel sized globe on the bottom of "unmanned drones" was really just designed for a camera? NO! Squirrel telepathic subversion was used to entice engineers at General Atomics to develop squirrel friendly control pods.
Squirrels don't think like humans. It's easy to see by their constant pauses in motion. To us, this appears to be lack of intelligence, but a select few of us know that it is their "Matrix" like ability to plot against us. BE AFRAID!!!!!
I can't believe that you of all people can't see the real end plan of the squirrel uprising!!
They won't stop until they have taken over the world, and to do so, they must have adequate supplies. Squirrels of the Northern US faction realized this and instigated the "climate change" apparatus currently blanketing most of the United States in order to "cover their tracks" while hoarding nuts, fruits and high explosives.
Sure, there was pressure from the Southern Squirrels to move forward with the U.S. species regime change ASAP, but cooler heads prevailed and the uprising has been postponed... for now.
Another time factor has been how to get unsuspecting human manufacturing firms to develop squirrel friendly air attack weaponry required for world domination without direct human knowledge of the plot. Do you really believe that the squirrel sized globe on the bottom of "unmanned drones" was really just designed for a camera? NO! Squirrel telepathic subversion was used to entice engineers at General Atomics to develop squirrel friendly control pods.
Squirrels don't think like humans. It's easy to see by their constant pauses in motion. To us, this appears to be lack of intelligence, but a select few of us know that it is their "Matrix" like ability to plot against us. BE AFRAID!!!!!
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