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M$3.26 August 29, 2009 04:07 AM

What is your favorite oxymoron?

Two favorites that come to mind are:

1) Turned up missing

2) Legal brief

Rules:
1) Give only one oxymoron per answer. (You must understand what an oxymoron is. If you're not sure, look it up online before answering the question.)
2) Don't leave any commentary (keep it simple for voting purposes).
3) Leave a nickel (or more) to raise the stakes.
4) Ability to follow #1, #2, and #3 will result in a "helpful" vote from me.
4) Failure to follow #1, #2, and/or #3 will result in an "unhelpful" vote from me, and the reason why. No second chances, so make your answer a good one.
5) The answer(s) of any person, who gets an "unhelpful" vote from me, can be used once again by any other person.

There are plenty of well-known oxymorons. Try to find the lesser known ones for the sake of originality.

The person who receives the most "helpful" votes, and who follows the rules the most closely, receives the tip.

Have fun,
Shin
Interesting Question?  Yes (16)   No (1)   

Interesting: jeffhoard M$0.25, amandacan1292 M$0.25, mysterygirl89 M$1.00, demanda M$0.16, buddawiggi M$0.05, brian san M$0.05, easyeboy M$0.05, satchellmr M$0.05, jfinke M$0.05, saulekas M$0.05, psycgirl M$0.05, andreaxxjean M$0.05, hellboythegreat M$0.05, coltech88 M$0.05, smartweb M$0.05, badaspie M$0.05

Uninteresting: eatthatpopcorn

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August 29, 2009 04:36 AM
Jumbo Shrimp
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August 29, 2009 11:12 AM
Great answer, but no tip given: #3

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August 30, 2009 02:31 AM
Well I'm brand new and I'm not sure how to tip, but of course I respectfully abide by the ruling of Shin The Decider. This is good fun. How DO I add a tip anyway?

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August 30, 2009 11:38 AM
Under the question, you can select "yes" for interesting question, where you see everyone else's name. The default amount is .05, but you can select any other amount, or add your own.

Shin

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August 30, 2009 11:24 PM
Wow, A benevolent Decider. I'm sure going to start spreading the wealth around. Thanks to everyone, and be looking for tips from me on your questions and answers, etc. This whole scene is trip that I dig, as we used to say in the 70's (don't let anyone kid you, most of what you think was the 60's actually happened in the 70's, well except for Woodstock, Vietnam, the Beatles...). Again, thanks.

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August 29, 2009 11:18 AM
Great answer, but left commentary (video): #2

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August 29, 2009 05:35 PM
Due to some protests, I'm allowing some answers for people who understand "commentary" to mean something different from what I had intended. My apologies for the confusion. I'll be more clear the next time.

Mahalom,
Shin

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August 29, 2009 09:27 PM
Ok.. I didn't think a video was commentary, duly noted.

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August 29, 2009 04:26 AM
no comment

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August 29, 2009 07:39 AM
but seriously, whats your favorite oxymoron?

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August 29, 2009 11:15 AM
Great answer, but no tip given: #3

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August 29, 2009 04:27 AM
Eyes Wide Shut

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August 29, 2009 11:15 AM
Great answer, but no tip given: #3

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August 29, 2009 02:56 PM
well, I can't give a tip because I just joined last night and don't have my yellow belt yet.

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August 29, 2009 03:56 PM
Yep, that's a bummer! Sounds like this isn't the type of question that you can answer until you've got some money. Even a nickel is a hurdle if you don't have any. Sometimes, on Mahalo, you'll find other questions that are limited to certain belt levels, etc., but a vast majority are open to anyone who cares to answer.

The concept of adding tips to the asker's tip ("team tipping") is fairly new. Askers don't usually require that participants add tips, but it's much appreciated, and it ensures that the question will remain prominent. As the tip amount gets higher, then more people enjoy the challenge of trying to answer the question. I thought I'd require participants to leave tips so that, the higher the tip gets, the more people will accept the challenge. It makes it more fun that way.

Welcome to Mahalo and I wish you much success in future questions. Mahalo gets more interesting every day. I hope you'll stick around and become a valued member of the community.

Respectfully,
Shin

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August 29, 2009 04:32 AM
Military Intelligence

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August 29, 2009 11:15 AM
Great answer, but no tip given: #3

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August 29, 2009 01:12 PM
I was at my daily limit I was waiting until today

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August 29, 2009 01:14 PM
ok its the next day and i'm still at my limit apparently

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August 29, 2009 01:23 PM
I'm not sure, either, what time the system cycles. Jeff would likely know. Sorry you missed it.

Shin

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August 29, 2009 09:28 PM
Don't worry shinju, chalk .05 out of my .25 tip and use it for @mfalk

Don't be hard on the new guys :D

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August 29, 2009 04:34 AM
My favorite is " Sweet Sorrow" that is exactly how I feel when I log out of mahalo. My feelings for Mahalo is sweet but logging off makes me sad.

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August 29, 2009 11:23 AM
Great answer, but left commentary:#2, and no tip given:#3

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August 29, 2009 05:18 AM
Conservative somehow correlates with Republicans. Somehow they always seem to run up the biggest debts though :/ (see: Bush, Regan)

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August 29, 2009 07:38 AM
True, the current administration is keeping the budget under controll....WTF Republicans are simply the lesser of two evils.

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August 29, 2009 11:26 AM
No oxymoron: #1

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August 29, 2009 05:52 PM
In case you didn't notice, the market crashed well before Obama was elected.

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August 29, 2009 05:35 AM
Pretty Ugly

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August 29, 2009 06:01 AM
Sadly I do not have any money to tip. But my favorite is, Silent Scream.

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August 29, 2009 11:29 AM
Great answer, but left commentary: #2, and no tip given: #3.

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August 29, 2009 06:10 AM
Falling Up
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll125/macd0wn/falling.jpg

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August 29, 2009 11:31 AM
Great answer, but left commentary (image): #2

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August 29, 2009 05:37 PM
Due to some protests, I'm allowing some answers for people who understand "commentary" to mean something different from what I had intended. My apologies for the confusion. I'll be more clear the next time.

Mahalom,
Shin

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August 29, 2009 06:14 AM
white shadow

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August 29, 2009 11:37 AM
Great answer, but no tip given: #3

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August 29, 2009 06:32 AM
Conservative Democrat

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August 29, 2009 11:39 AM
Great answer, but no tip given: #3

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August 29, 2009 07:09 AM
Honest Politician.

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August 29, 2009 11:19 AM
Great answer, but no tip given: #3

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August 29, 2009 08:26 AM
Microsoft Works

http://www.itreviews.co.uk/graphics/normal/software/s284.jpg

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August 29, 2009 11:32 AM
Great answer, but left commentary (URL): #2

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August 29, 2009 12:33 PM
How is a link commentary?! Commentary means providing an opinion or explanation, and I obviously did neither. Your rules seem a little ridiculous.

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August 29, 2009 12:56 PM
Demanda, I appreciate your comment.

However, the rules were intended to be quite simple: provide an oxymoron and leave a tip. Nothing else was needed.

My reason for wanting to keep it simple is to make it easier to wade through many answers and to make voting easier. The people who answer first tend to get the most "helpful" votes, even though there are many answers that are worthy of such votes. However, by the time people wade through all of the videos and links, etc., few people have much energy to get to the end. I know I don't, especially when every answer is at least several inches long. I want everyone to have an equal chance to follow the instructions and earn the tip. I wanted to try something completely different by requiring a very simple answer.

Also, I find it very discouraging to spend a lot of time answering other peoples' questions according to the parameters, only to find that the parameters mean little. I want to impress upon people the importance of sticking to any guidelines set, so that people who pay attention to details are rewarded. I think this is an important concept for promoting the overall quality both of the answers given and of Mahalo in general.

I respect your right to disagree, but please be aware that future questions will be just as meticulous in execution, to give all participants' answers the same consideration, not just those at the top of the heap.

Respectfully,
Shin

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August 29, 2009 05:37 PM
Due to some protests, I'm allowing some answers for people who understand "commentary" to mean something different from what I had intended. My apologies for the confusion. I'll be more clear the next time.

Mahalom,
Shin

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August 29, 2009 11:15 AM
Airline food.

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August 29, 2009 12:29 PM
good wars

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August 29, 2009 12:37 PM
Great answer, but no tip given: #3.

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August 29, 2009 01:40 PM
Benevolent Dictatorship

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August 29, 2009 03:42 PM
Civil War

Tags: oxymoron

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August 29, 2009 04:01 PM
Unfortunately, this doesn't strike me as an oxymoron (see #1) because I understand motherhood to require a lot of hard work (not one myself).

Moreover, no tip was given: #3.

Better luck next time.

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August 29, 2009 09:30 PM
Civil War is definitely an oxymoron.

@shinju new users might not be familiar with the tipping system, you should modify your rules to maybe exclude yellow belts and lower.

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August 29, 2009 10:47 PM
Jeff: Good idea about the Yellow Belt issue. However, per my comment, "Civil War" wasn't the original answer.

Do you think I should just vote "helpful" on everybody, and leave the voting to the community?

Shin

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August 29, 2009 04:22 PM
Virtual Reality

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August 29, 2009 06:18 PM
Thank God I'm an Atheist.
Source(s):
http://www.oxymorons.info


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August 29, 2009 07:44 PM
Great answer, but no tip: #3.

Shin,
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August 29, 2009 08:03 PM
I put a tip later, because I didn't have enough points yet to rate questions.

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August 29, 2009 06:24 PM
Half Dead

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August 29, 2009 07:06 PM
Amtrak schedule.

Tags: amtrak, oxymoron

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August 29, 2009 08:28 PM
Vegetarian Meatball

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August 29, 2009 10:28 PM
Butthead.

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August 29, 2009 10:30 PM
Freezer Burn

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August 29, 2009 11:47 PM
Fighting for Peace

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August 29, 2009 11:51 PM
Appear Invisible

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August 30, 2009 12:44 AM
Little Giant

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August 30, 2009 02:21 AM
Unbiased opinion

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August 30, 2009 02:40 AM
Vaguely Familiar

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September 01, 2009 03:21 AM
contest is over but i had to add this one...

AOL Canada

=D that one made me laugh for sure!

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August 30, 2009 03:00 AM
Dodge Ram

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August 30, 2009 03:02 AM
Ninja Turtles
Can a turtle be quick enough to be a ninja???

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August 30, 2009 04:05 AM
Common sense.

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