In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: There is a law against having sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.

In Willowdale, Oregon: There is a law against a husband talking dirty in his wife's ear during sex.

In Clinton, Oklahoma: There is a law against masturbating while watching two people have sex in a car.

In Tremonton, Utah: There is a law against having sex in an ambulance.

In Newcastle, Wyoming: There is a law against having sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

In Alexandria, Minnesota: There is a law against a man having sex with his wife with the stink of onions, sardines, or garlic on his breath.

In Ames, Iowa: There is a law against drinking more than three slugs of beer while lying in bed with a woman.

In Fairbanks, Alaska: There is a law against two moose having sex on the city sidewalks.

In Kingsville, Texas: There is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.

In Ventura County, California: There is a law against:cats and dogs having sex without a permit.

In Washington, D.C.: There is a law against having sex in any position other than face-to-face.
Source(s):
Excerpted from The Odd Index by Steven Spignesi, Penguin Books, 1994


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