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M$2.25 October 01, 2009 05:24 PM

What is the funniest Madeleine Albright quote?

Please just pick *one quote* and feel free to add some hypothetical context or downright fictional circumstance to add to your selection.

Try to really develop your funny quote with whatever pictures or video you need. Maybe add a quote caption to an unrelated photo of Madeleine Albright.

“To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French.”
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gno gno
 
 October 02, 2009 01:59 PM
“I was in Europe and it was at this stage that I fell in love with Americans in uniform. And I continue to have that love affair.”
http://www.defenselink.mil/dodcmsshare/newsphoto/1998-09/980830-A-5342B-001.jpg
http://paei.state.gov/img/09/33452/B3V06_600px_600_1.jpg
http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/Powell%20and%20Albrighht.jpg
I wonder if Colin Powell feels the same way?
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• Thanks @gno .. I guess its just the 4 of us that find Madeleine Albright funny!


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buddawiggi buddawiggi
 
October 02, 2009 02:10 PM
Funny stuff @gno I have two questions.. 1. Is that a woman she is limply shaking hands with? and 2. Are they still dating?

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October 02, 2009 02:52 PM
1. Hard to say. But Madeleine's an open-minded woman who appreciates all Americans in uniforms equally.

2. I think you misunderstood what you saw in the picture. All of Madeleine's trysts are one-night affairs. That soldier probably never got a call the next morning like she was expecting.

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October 02, 2009 02:59 PM
As another Albright treat, I have to share this. It is a clip from an episode of Gilmore Girls (a fantastic, intelligent show, btw). Madeleine appears in a dream sequence here, re-enacting a scene from early Season 1, in which Rory's mother sneaks into bed to wish her daughter happy birthday and describe the labor experience. Here, Madeleine appears in her place in the odd dream. I LOVE that Albright had the sense of humor to do this, and it always makes me giggle to hear her deliver these lines:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvoEpp41gQs

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buddawiggi buddawiggi
 
October 02, 2009 03:17 PM
That clip is mildly disturbing. I love it. In my brief exploration of the life and times of Madeleine Albright I am discovering a lot of funny things I missed or were not portrayed while she was Secretary of State. Did she ever do a SNL skit or host the show?

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gno gno
 
October 02, 2009 04:57 PM
Not that I'm aware of.

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October 01, 2009 06:07 PM
“I've never been to New Zealand before. But one of my role models, Xena, the warrior princess, comes from there.”


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October 01, 2009 06:20 PM
http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/reflections/images/ref0026s.jpg

"I've never been to New Zealand before. But one of my role models, Xena, the warrior princess, comes from there. "

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