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M$1.25  Funded By Mahalo ? |  September 04, 2009 04:09 PM

Is Mahalo better than sex? Why or why not? Please be specific.

I guess you can call me a very lucky man. I have sex every almost every night of the week. I almost have it on Monday night, I almost have it on Tuesday night, I almost have it on Wednesday night................................

So, is Mahalo better than sex? What is your opinion? Just like in real life, you can tell me the truth, lie or say nothing at all.
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September 04, 2009 05:37 PM
Sex or Mahalo. Well, that's not too... wait... what about beer? Sex or Mahalo or beer, well that's not too hard to... wait. Why choose? All three are a great combination!

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• I like your colorful answer! So the next question is, has anyone done this? Has anyone had sex while using Mahalo? And what was the experience like? Not only for the one engaged in the act, but what about the online voyeurs?


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September 04, 2009 07:23 PM
Mahalo and beer is a great combo for tacking twitter questions.

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September 04, 2009 07:31 PM
Typing on Mahalo with one hand while drinking a beer with the other and simultaneously engaging in sex would be quite the challenge. Albanians must be very talented :)

If I tried it I would have typos in my Mahalo answer, beer on my keyboard and a very annoyed partner which would result in less sex in the future, more time for Mahalo and a greater need for beer. Besides, sex is more fun when your hands are free to roam.

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September 05, 2009 12:36 AM
If someone did that, and proved they did, I would so tip that member.

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September 04, 2009 04:54 PM
If anything, this is a GREAT question for a Friday afternoon.

NO, it is not better then that which you are questioning above.... It's fun...but lets not get carried away.

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September 04, 2009 08:15 PM
I'm glad you think it is great! however, look at the Interesting question? above. You and one other gave tips for saying it is interesting and two said it was uninteresting. Now it is no longer on the front page for anyone to see.

Well, this is not a work kind of question. It is for you to ponder on the weekend.

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September 04, 2009 05:16 PM
Honestly, I think this questions a little stupid....

However ill play along. Lets compare the 2

Sex:
Good Cardio
Stress Reliever
Pleasing

Mahalo:
Make Money
Seem Smart (sometimes)
Get a good laugh
Use your noggin
Dont have to "stick around"
you can Come (pun anyone?) on........ whenever you want...
Dont need protection.....Mahalo is virus free!
Size doesnt matter.....One belt fits all!
Wont wake the neighbors...
Dont have to deal with children.....mostly....
No Cramps
Dont have to worry about doing it right....there is a tutorial for almost everything!

Dunno tough choice.....

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September 04, 2009 10:20 PM
Hmm... well... you can ask a question like that and get a comparative result insolong as both metrics resolve to a positive finite number.

If one of the measurements is zero, then you can't really say that the other action being measured is better, because you have to have at least one measurement from each in order to have two sets of counts in order make a valid comparison.

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September 04, 2009 10:40 PM
You sound like a mathematician. So how would you define the metric? Can you give operational definitions on how to measure the pleasure from sex and the pleasure from mahalo? Would time be one of the variables? How about peak pleasure? Perhaps its the integral of the area under the curve, the x-axis being time and the y-axis being pleasure.

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September 04, 2009 11:21 PM
The point was... you need to be *having* sex to make a comparison. I'm not talking about myself per se... I was just pointing out that you're making a presumption about other people's behavior that you can't know.

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