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mehelo mehelo
 
January 10, 2009 03:17 AM

Is GOD Really Coming In 2011?

Its Been Going Around That GOD Will Return In 2011, I Dont Know How True Is This
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albanian albanian
 
January 10, 2009 05:02 AM
As it happens I was chatting with God the other day and the subject came up. It seems He was thinking about clobbering Earth with comets in 2009, and He wasn't sure it was worth going on after the Mayan calendar runs out in 2012. But his appointment book for doom was still open for 2010 and 2011. Apparently his New Year's resolution is always to come round down hard on all this human nonsense during the coming year; but, somehow other things come along and he invariably breaks His resolution. Often even in January.
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morriss003 morriss003
 
January 10, 2009 05:50 AM
No, someone dropped a number. He's coming in 12011.

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greg d greg d
 
January 11, 2009 09:04 PM
God is already here and has been here pretty consistently since the universe exploded into being. However, maybe the world's people will finally see and understand God in 2011 or 2012. We can only hope that it isn't too late. It would suck to kill God on accident! Oops. On that note, when many think of God they think of a humanoid being who is like us but with, like, super powers. Maybe God is a being comprised of a kind of universal collective conscious (supposed to be omnipotent after all) including all things that live. God as "distributed computing" system; presently folding how earth is going to turn out. So far we've calculated to 2012, we need more biocomputers to extend the future!
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mehelo mehelo
 
January 14, 2009 04:44 AM
i still wanna be prepared for when he do comes though

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greg d greg d
 
January 14, 2009 05:39 AM
fair enough :)

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