best lines: If it's all the same to you, Honey, I think I'll skip this little get together, slip out with the boys and knock back a couple of Coca Colas

Favorite: Price. A fair price. That's not what you say it is, and it's not what I say it is. It's what the market will bear. Now there's people - and I know 'em who'll pay a lot more than $25,000 for a healthy baby. Why, I myself fetched $30,000 on the black market. And that was in 1954 dollars.

funniest line: is when H.I was like what are you talking about glenn.
an glenn was like What am I talking about? I'm talking about sex boy, what the hell you talking about? I'm talkin' about l'amour! I'm talking that me and Dot are swingers, as in "to swing." I'm talkin' about wife swapping. I'm talking about what they call nowadays open marriage. I'm talk...
then H.I knocks glenn to the ground with a punch an sed keep your hands off my god dam wife

lol
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just say that movie like last year

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For me, the funniest line was :

My name is H.I. McDunnough. Call me Hi.
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Great question! My top 2 favorite exchanges from one of my absolute favorite movies:

"You ate SAND?!"

"We ate sand."

and

"What did the pajamas look like?"

" I don't know--they were jammies! They had Yodas 'n s--t on 'em!"

Ok, one more:

"I'll be takin' these Huggies, and uh, whatever cash you got."

And another:

"Mind you don't cutcherself Mordecai!"
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Wow, I love this movie. Something about it makes me laugh from beginning to end. Here are some of the best lines of the movie, for my money:

"Better hurry it up, I'm in dutch with the wife."
(H.I. says to cashier during an armed robbery after noticing his wife is upset in the parking lot:)

H.I.: "Do you ever get the feeling that there's something... powerful pressing down on you?"
GLEN: "Yes, I know that feeling. I told Dot to lose some weight but she don't wanna listen."

"Biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless. "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOrDN21yoGk
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