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Why did Noah bring two gay unicorns onto his Ark? Couldn't he tell? Didn't he know basic biology? Or did he have something against unicorns?

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krazykatie krazykatie
 
 November 02, 2009 02:08 AM
Um... this is one bible story I have never had the pleasure of hearing...

but upon ready your question I thought of something else...
Did it really matter if one was gay? They still could have done it and had baby unicorns... happens everyday! ;)
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albanian albanian
 
November 02, 2009 12:50 PM
It's in the early Medieval Latin known as the Vulgar Version. Both Unicorns were gay males which is why Noah's mistake needs explaining. Perhaps he was drunk, as in the other better known story where he cursed the Canaanites. To this day more than 99% of the beer sold in Cans is cursed with tastelessness. At any rate, a California Bible School expedition which had previously visited the Smithsonian discovered photos on the web of rock formations that resembled gay unicorns. So it all must be literally true.
http://www.gotquestions.org/curse-Ham-Canaan.html
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:T8G2A2fxUivNGM:http://net.lib.byu.edu/aldine/ald53tp.jpg
http://greatnoon.com/seven-messages/naked.jpg
http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/07/unicorn-puzzle-703227.jpg

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romeo0830 romeo0830
 
October 29, 2009 06:15 PM
it was a error on his part and they say that is why the unicorn is now extinct.

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johnpfaff johnpfaff
 
October 29, 2009 06:31 PM
If they had both been gay, there would have been no problem. The problem was that one of them was gay.
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slatterboy slatterboy
 
October 29, 2009 06:47 PM
lol great question, maybe the whole horn on the head confused him...

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