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CONTEST: Title this video! Woman assaults McDonald's employee for not serving McNuggets during breakfast time

Contest: give us your best title or caption for the following video!

Melodi Dushane, a resident from Toledo, Ohio, was recently arrested for attacking a McDonald's employee because the employee refused to serve chicken McNuggets during breakfast time. The video (which does not include sound) is pretty sad/hilarious/epic at the same time. What would you title this scene? It doesn't have to be original, you can use any other song/movie/product name, title, slogan etc.

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bdubbs | 1 year, 9 months ago
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Mac-Attack: This Melodi ain't so sweet.

(It's certainly a McFlurry of excitement, huh? ;)
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2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on that sesame seed bunnage

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bdubbs | 1 year, 9 months ago Report

Thank you!

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vladis | 1 year, 9 months ago Report

lovely!!!! hahahhaha!:)))))

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xds | 1 year, 9 months ago Report

genius!

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bunnyphuphu | 1 year, 9 months ago
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Wow that footage is outrageous! The lady is definitely crazy, creepy and weird.
I looked through my Throbbing Gristle compilation and came up with not only the best song, but the best name!

Even though she wanted her chicken McNuggets, she's the Hamburger Lady since that's is the state of her brain on fast food. This music really changes the feel of the video... check it out.
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unwirklich | 1 year, 9 months ago
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This is wonderful. I worked fast food for about 5 years and I think the worst I ever got was a condom filled with ketchup.. don't ask me why someone threw a condom full of ketchup at the drive thru cashier, but it happened.

I thought up a few titles/captions...

"Why the chicken crossed the road"
"Now I'm thinking Arbies"
"The Burger Queen"

Entirely unrelated video that simply belongs in this thread...
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buddawiggi | 1 year, 9 months ago
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Title?
"Saaaaay what mudda fugga?!?!, Don't you know who I am?, I'm Awesome!!"

And this song should be the soundtrack.. Spose.... "I'm Awesome"

Try listening to them together.
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bunnyphuphu | 1 year, 9 months ago Report

That was awesome!

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lisak52 | 1 year, 9 months ago Report

@ buddawiggi YOUR AWESOME!!!

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keepontryin | 1 year, 9 months ago
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Mc Time of the month.

After six hours of listening to this tape, she lost it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkR2xX_-byY&feature=related

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keepontryin | 1 year, 9 months ago Report

Nugget Zombies

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duenhsiyen | 1 year, 9 months ago
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"Gimme Gimme More"

I just uploaded my mashup of this video onto YouTube! Set to Britney Spears "Gimme Gimme More" with a few sound effects at the beginning and end. Even the lyrics seem quite appropriate!

It's Britney b***h
I see you
And I just wanna dance with you

Every time they turn the lights down
Just wanna go that extra mile for you
You got my display of affection
Feels like no one else in the room but you

We can get down like there's no one around
We keep on rockin'
we keep on rockin'
Cameras are flashin'
while we're dirty dancin'
They keep watchin',
keep watchin'
Feels like the crowd is sayin'

Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more

The center of attention
Even when they're up against the wall
You got me in a crazy position
If you're on a mission you got my permission
We can get down like there's no one around

duenhsiyen

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duenhsiyen | 1 year, 9 months ago Report

How about these titles: "Melodi's McDonalds McNuggets MacAttack Melee" or "Mayhem at McDonalds" or "Breakfast at McDonalds" or "Mutiny over the McNuggets" or "Mahalo for the McNuggets" or "It's Melodi, you Bitch" for my video above

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ginamichellesattic | 1 year, 9 months ago
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You are right this video is sad and funny at the same time. Time for her doctor to up her dose on her Xanax!

I would title this:
Give me my Damn Chicken Nuggets Happy Meal NOW and no one gets hurt!
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ginamichellesattic | 1 year, 9 months ago Report

Hehe, maybe both!

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xds | 1 year, 9 months ago Report

Xanax isnt strong enough she needs zoloft

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johnnny912 | 1 year, 9 months ago
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McNuggetPhobia - The fear of not getting any chicken McNuggets.

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lisak52 | 1 year, 9 months ago
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I say call it

"McNUGGET McRAGE,The McAddiction"

She will be featured on the latest episode of Intervention

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAC3ocagVWs

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garyallen | 1 year, 9 months ago
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McAssKickin' Customer Clucks About Breakfast Order." Film at11:00.

Wait...Ohio? "Sooner wants McNuggets sooner."

"Toledo woman McNuts for McNuggets."

And there it is: Wait for it...."Toledo Woman has Big McNugget Attack."

She was drunk, and her friend defends her!

An AP story on KING TV's website, says that her attorney says she was having a panic attack.

"Dushane's friend, Brenda Goucher, says the employees first called Dushane names. Goucher also says the McDonald's employees get orders wrong and mistreat customers.

"You get back home and there are no fries," says Goucher. "You go back up there and she's going to argue with you about it."

According to the police, it was the restaurant's manager who then walked to the window. After being swung at by Dushane the manager then tried to pull Dushane through the window by her hair.

It then became a tug of war at the window, with two to three employees on one side of the glass and Dushane on the other.

Dushane is then seen on tape screaming and angrily trying to break the glass.

"If someone dragged me by the hair I'd be furious," said Goucher.

Dushane then grabs a bottle out of her car and tosses it through the glass window before speeding off.

Dushane says she was drunk at the time. Her attorney says she suffers panic attacks which are heightend when drinking."

After the first hit, it may have met the statutory test for at least attempted assault & battery. If she connected with the employee, you could remove that "attempted" from the A&B. How was this woman not charged with something like that, or "Unlawful Entry" but only with vandalism?

The employee could have poured a half-cup of McDonald's' famously-hot coffee on the hand stuck in the window to prevent further attack and no court of law in the country, I don't think, would argue it was NOT self defense.

On the flip side is the marketing value: "People are demanding McNuggets at all hours."

Lay over a fake voice track of the exchange..."GIMME MY MCNUGGETS!" Classic.

This woman has a future like Joe the Plumber had...promising. To do nothing.

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garyallen | 1 year, 9 months ago Report

I just saw a commercial for...Wheat Thins?--where a girl tweeted that she was out of them and that her life was over. A truck pulled up and dropped a full pallet, stacked 6-feet-high, of the things onto their driveway, and the guy say something like "We just want to make sure you have enough." Says thebigmoney.com:

"The New York Times’ Media Decoder blog wrote about it, saying the goal of the ads is to drive traffic and commentary about Wheat Thins on Twitter. It drew more than 500,000 views on YouTube over the last month, and this week it started airing during Jay Leno, The View, and Sportscenter."

It is so good I'm not a McDonald's executive. Or maybe too bad.

I'd be on the phone: "Brenda Goucher, I'm sorry. We'll bring your fries right out..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okk04JqRRn8

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psolver | 1 year, 9 months ago
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"I Get It My Waayy!"

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avabelle | 1 year, 9 months ago
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McSnap LOL
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pinky8 | 1 year, 9 months ago
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McDonald's Horrifying Attack

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biggundigital | 1 year, 9 months ago
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Police Sirens are the Melodi for McNutter Dushane

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flukester | 1 year, 9 months ago Report

Class!
You've nailed it in my eyes Big Gun ;0)

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rosalinep | 1 year, 9 months ago
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MY DAY IS RUINED

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20millionjobs | 1 year, 9 months ago
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The customer is always right (Training Video)

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playmynrd | 1 year, 9 months ago
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I would call it, "But I Work 3rd shift."

Having worked hours different from the usual 8-5, it's not unusual for people working 3rd shift to want chicken mcnuggets at 6:30 or 7:00 am. There are a lot of people that go to bars at 7:00 am after they've worked 3rd shift.
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davidx | 1 year, 9 months ago
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I'm gonna Have It My Way at McDonald's too!
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benhurdeleon | 1 year, 9 months ago
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Here is my first title:: "Crave Rave"
My second choice is: "Nugget addict"
My third: "Don't let her wait... If you don't want to get punched in the nose".

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mahaloman | 1 year, 9 months ago
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I can't believe someone would ever do that. I thought of a few titles that would be good.

1. Dushanes McShame

2. Lady throws Coke at drive through window for McNuggets.
If you look really close, I'm pretty sure it is a Coke she broke the window with.

"I'm in to nuggets y'all", from the rap below.
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shiran | 1 year, 9 months ago
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"I'm lovin' it"

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stephschiff | 1 year, 9 months ago
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McDonald's Auditioning Hamburgler Replacement

Apparently marijuana can cause violence! Don't get in the way of her munchies!

The Hamburglar's girlfriend strikes again!

New McDonald's Warning Label: McNuggets are addictive and may cause irrational behavior. Side Effects apparently not limited to enlarged body.

McNugget Meltdown
McPanic
Double that order of McXanax stat!

You deserve a break today
So get my McNuggets
Or I'll break your face
at McDonalds
at McDonalds
Drive Through!

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lazenby | 1 year, 9 months ago
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"Diary of a Mad Housewife, Final Entry"

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bklynjs | 1 year, 9 months ago
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I'm nutty for Nuggets'
This is your brain on drugs.
We're idiots babe, it's a wonder that we still know how to breath. Bob Dylan
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the stack...Helter Skelter.
Dazed and confused for so long it's not true, wanted a woman never bargained for you.

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montrosepalz | 1 year, 9 months ago
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I would title it:
"It's in the nuggets"

I saw this on TV -takes all kinds.

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xds | 1 year, 9 months ago
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I think this would go down as a

"FRYBUY"
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seantang | 1 year, 9 months ago
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I would use the song by ABBA - "Gimme Gimme Gimme (A McNuggets after Midnight)" to be the title of this funny video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEjLoHdbVeE

Lyrics of this Song

Gimme Gimme GimeeHalf past twelve
And I'm watching the late show in my flat all alone
How I hate to spend the evening on my own
Autumn winds
Blowing outside my window as I look around the room
And it makes me so depressed to see the gloom

there's not a soul out there
no one to hear my prayer

Gimme gimme gimme a McNugget after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a McNugget after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

Movie stars
Find the end of the rainbow, with a fortune to win
It's so different from the world I'm living in
Tired of T.V.
I open the window and I gaze into the night
But there's nothing there to see, no one in sight

there's not a soul out there
no one to hear my prayer

Gimme gimme gimme a McNugget after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

Gimme gimme gimme a McNugget after midnight...
Gimme gimme gimme a McNugget after midnight...
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lillyshak | 1 year, 9 months ago
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Mcpunchit punch - up.

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sey | 1 year, 9 months ago
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McGaga
Lady Goes Gaga Over Nuggets
McGaga & McNuggets: It's A Crazy Planets!
McGaga Loses Her Nuggets

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