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You know you are on mahalo to much when.......
-You expect a tip for answering questions to your significant other
-You wonder if you could have your paycheck cashed into mahalo dollars
-You take your Mahalo paypal deposit and buy more Mahalo Dollars
-You actually buy mahalo dollars
-You own more mahalo dollars then you do real currency
-Your mahalo dollars = more then your real currency, even after the 1/4 reduction.
-You know that 1 usd = 75 mahalo cents
-You still consider cashing in your weekly check for mahalo dollars ignoring the loss.
-You actually though about writing a fantasy novel where robbrown is the fabio and you are the damsel in distress.
-You are angry I told everyone about your novel
-You actually know who I am talking about
-You just blushed and thinking about being saved by robbrown on a white horse with grey pants and his black belt with 2 yellow stripes
-You are realizing I am adding onto this list as I think of things.
-You could actually make this list.
-You are Lon
-You actually make it on the top members of the week
-You met your Significant other on Mahalo
-You are a black belt
-You are a brown belt
-You have made more money in Mahalo then working at your job
-Mahalo is your real job
-You Are on the Top members of All time
-You are buddawiggi =P
-Your lifetime achievement is to beat budda
-You actually think you can achieve that goal
-You have a tattoo of the mahalo girl on your body
-You actually know people by their first name
-You actually feel depressed when not on Mahalo
-You have Mahalo as your homepage
-You actually use Mahalo as a Webmd type of symptom checker.
-You then try and find cures for found symptoms on Mahalo.
-You know what Budda actually looks like, and think his profile picture is to close for comfort.
-You are angry that you have to re-read all my answers cause I didnt put them in any order
-You dont mind reading all my answers again
-You are walk around telling everyone you are .
-You actually know who my profile picture is of.
-You learned Quantum Mechanics through Mahalo
-You wish you could earn a degree from Mahalo
-You would actually have a Doctored (sp?) if degrees were givin through mahalo
-You actually tip someone for kind of picking on you on mahalo *give you one guess who*
-You actually agree with everything I am saying (Note who is the first one to agree with me *budda*)
-You Openly accept that you fall into most of these categories.
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Mahalo Tech Support Staff:
"Okay, in the upper right corner of your monitor
can you see the Mahalo Logo displayed?
We need to do some testing."
New Mahaloian:
"Amazing! Whoa dude! How can you see my screen
all the way from where you are???"
The moral of the story is:
"Be careful what you think you see in your monitor!"
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20 regular members to post possible submissions.
5 staff members to post correct answers and correct others in comments.
1 Rob Brown
15 members to vote on the best answer.
1 original asker to select the best answer.
The answer is 42.
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A: He was repossessed.
Q. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A. Count Duckula
Q: What was the witches favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling
New words:
1) Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
2) Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
3) Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4) Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
My wish :
Two guys are in a locker room, when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, 'How'd you get a cork in your ass?'
The other guy replies, 'I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish.'
And I said, 'No s--t!''
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August 18, 2009 11:53 PM
CONTEST: The Tip goes to the best Mahalo based Joke... bugs, nuts.. whatever..
DID YOU GET YOUR FREE CRASHER SQUIRREL WALLPAPER?
( 1024x768 Right click below and set as desktop wallpaper, or save)
reference:
http://www.mahalo.com/answers/humor/contest-make-your-own-crasher-squirrel-photo
MY JOKE:
It seems Mahalo Tech has only been looking for bugs, but it's much worse!!
It was so buggy in Mahalo last week that the Squirrels were spraying their nuts with OFF!
( 1024x768 Right click below and set as desktop wallpaper, or save)
reference:
http://www.mahalo.com/answers/humor/contest-make-your-own-crasher-squirrel-photo
MY JOKE:
It seems Mahalo Tech has only been looking for bugs, but it's much worse!!
It was so buggy in Mahalo last week that the Squirrels were spraying their nuts with OFF!
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| August 19, 2009 01:50 PM |
-You expect a tip for answering questions to your significant other
-You wonder if you could have your paycheck cashed into mahalo dollars
-You take your Mahalo paypal deposit and buy more Mahalo Dollars
-You actually buy mahalo dollars
-You own more mahalo dollars then you do real currency
-Your mahalo dollars = more then your real currency, even after the 1/4 reduction.
-You know that 1 usd = 75 mahalo cents
-You still consider cashing in your weekly check for mahalo dollars ignoring the loss.
-You actually though about writing a fantasy novel where robbrown is the fabio and you are the damsel in distress.
-You are angry I told everyone about your novel
-You actually know who I am talking about
-You just blushed and thinking about being saved by robbrown on a white horse with grey pants and his black belt with 2 yellow stripes
-You are realizing I am adding onto this list as I think of things.
-You could actually make this list.
-You are Lon
-You actually make it on the top members of the week
-You met your Significant other on Mahalo
-You are a black belt
-You are a brown belt
-You have made more money in Mahalo then working at your job
-Mahalo is your real job
-You Are on the Top members of All time
-You are buddawiggi =P
-Your lifetime achievement is to beat budda
-You actually think you can achieve that goal
-You have a tattoo of the mahalo girl on your body
-You actually know people by their first name
-You actually feel depressed when not on Mahalo
-You have Mahalo as your homepage
-You actually use Mahalo as a Webmd type of symptom checker.
-You then try and find cures for found symptoms on Mahalo.
-You know what Budda actually looks like, and think his profile picture is to close for comfort.
-You are angry that you have to re-read all my answers cause I didnt put them in any order
-You dont mind reading all my answers again
-You are walk around telling everyone you are .
-You actually know who my profile picture is of.
-You learned Quantum Mechanics through Mahalo
-You wish you could earn a degree from Mahalo
-You would actually have a Doctored (sp?) if degrees were givin through mahalo
-You actually tip someone for kind of picking on you on mahalo *give you one guess who*
-You actually agree with everything I am saying (Note who is the first one to agree with me *budda*)
-You Openly accept that you fall into most of these categories.
Source(s):
www.webmd.com
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• Wonderful writing!!
Hope you will be around for quite a while..
I liked the other answers, here too...
but yours won hands down..!
Hope you will be around for quite a while..
I liked the other answers, here too...
but yours won hands down..!
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August 19, 2009 01:25 AM
Mahalo Tech Support Staff:
"Okay, in the upper right corner of your monitor
can you see the Mahalo Logo displayed?
We need to do some testing."
New Mahaloian:
"Amazing! Whoa dude! How can you see my screen
all the way from where you are???"
The moral of the story is:
"Be careful what you think you see in your monitor!"
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August 19, 2009 06:23 AM
Add crasher squirrel to any webpage: http://krazydad.com/squirrel/?url=http://www.mahalo.com/answers/humor/contest-make-your-own-crasher-squirrel-photo
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Unhelpful: rishiku, girlieq3000
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August 19, 2009 07:08 AM
How many Mahalo members does it take to answer a question? 20 regular members to post possible submissions.
5 staff members to post correct answers and correct others in comments.
1 Rob Brown
15 members to vote on the best answer.
1 original asker to select the best answer.
The answer is 42.
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August 20, 2009 05:20 PM
Why is 42 the answer to everything? Serioulsy, I have never heard about this
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August 20, 2009 05:27 PM
@psynopsis It is from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Deep Thought the supercomputer has figured out that the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aboZctrHfK8
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aboZctrHfK8
August 19, 2009 01:45 PM
Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? A: He was repossessed.
Q. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A. Count Duckula
Q: What was the witches favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling
New words:
1) Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
2) Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
3) Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4) Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
My wish :
Two guys are in a locker room, when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, 'How'd you get a cork in your ass?'
The other guy replies, 'I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish.'
And I said, 'No s--t!''
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August 19, 2009 03:48 PM
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I fall into most of those categories.
How about
- you use Mahalo as a verb (ie. I'm going to Mahalo this fact, I'm Mahaloing my question)
and
- you spend so much time on Mahalo you feel it's valid work experience on your resume
-You walk around telling everyone you are (insert your belt color) in martial arts.
Ah! it wont let me edit it anymore...sooo...
-You actually have Sciurophobia due to this website.
-You actually have to fight yourself to go to bed instead of working on the page you claimed
-You have created your own mix of coffee and energy drinks to tell that voice trying to make you go to bed, to bugger off.
-You have clocked over 72 hours on mahalo...in your first week.
-You made up your own theme song to Mahalo and have though of producing a Animated Series.
-You are have made a Mahalo Comic Book
-You created a Facebook and Twitter account, just to link it to your Mahalo account.
my "vote"
YES!!
- You can't get to sleep because you keep thinking of new pages to make.
- You get carpel tunnel syndrome from spending so much time on Mahalo.
- You know which pages are managed by which other members of the community.
Haha, girlieq I have been trying to inlink on other sites too.
http://www.mahalo.com/you-know-you-are-on-mahalo-to-much-when