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I came up with two just off the top of my head.
Name: Ivy Inna Coma
Text: She slept through the seasons without any reasons, and now she sleeps here for good!
Name: "Buzz" Harvey Watts
Text: He helped to light up our beautiful town... too bad we wasn't grounded.
I'll add more as the silliness flows...
Tags: humor, halloween
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When they finally called B1,
The old boy's time was done!
Chimmney Crisp
Down the chimney like the man in red,
but a fire at the bottom left him dead.
Hellen Head-Fones
Listen, listen all around
Now she listens underground
I am just getting warmed up on these. I think I might have to start making my own grave stones!
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http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af310/mysterygirl89/Rip.jpg
I thought I would make a funny one.... I hope u like it.
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af310/mysterygirl89/Rip2.jpg
His name is Ti Mi Shu or Tie My Shoe... I made this one up in High school a few years ago.
I am sure I will be adding more when I think of some. You can write this on things like your sign. I just have bad hand writing sometimes So I did not want to mess it up. I hope it is okay that I posted them like this. I could make them by hand if you really want.
I HAVE MORE but no pictures sorry. Photobucket is not working for me right now.
Gabby Abby
She used to talk for hours,
She speaks no more.
Katie Kat,
Here she lies with
her 9 cats at her side.
Mary Deadman
Never Married.
She never knew she would
Die a Dead Man.
Robert Grave
He used to go around Robbing Graves
He never thought in one he would lay.
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Maybe I'll have to go tour a bigger cemetary tomorrow.
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Me thinks your graveyard display shall have alot more residents this year
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the warped graveyard in my head
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Iva Plot
Never could cook
this
finished her book
Ed Stone
Swam from the dock
Sank like a rock
Hada Will
When she wed
she planned ahead
Not seeing his greed
would make her a seed
Kinda Dead
Yea! Like being
half pregnant
And Finally:
Gno Etall
She read the
Encyclopedia from A to Z
Stand out Mahaloian
We all agree
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"Hello, are you gno? I am talking from gost colony...I am a real funny ghost..so I want tell him something about me.. WHAT?.... wrong number?"
Name:Sykus berry
She think that she is most funnest ghost because she don't know what is ghost?
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Had a farm and a few chickens
Farm foreclosed, birds flew the coop
No more mortgage, no more chicken poop!
Instructor C. D. Rhodes lies here in rest
After conducting one too many driver's test.
His student, unfortunately, did collide,
Making it Rhodes very last ride.
Here lies Red Velvet who died from an ache
Which all came about from too much cake.
He ate and he ate til his belly got fat
Hope they serve cake wherever he's at.
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September 18, 2009 02:49 PM
Halloween Grave Contest!
Attention all boos and ghouls! Announcing a very spooky Halloween grave contest! Please help us add to our collection of very special Halloween graves that we display every year.
We inherited a collection of handmade, hand-written humorous graves from my parents, and proudly put on a big display every year. It's always the hit of the neighborhood, but we need to update our collection with some new material! Can you help us by writing some new graves for us?
EXAMPLES:
+++++++++++
http://www.flickr.com/photos/schumm/3931691114/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/schumm/3930907641/
....I couldn't find "Kris P. Corpse", but needless to say it involved someone playing with fire!
We have 40+ graves like this! Most tell a brief tale of how the person died, or why they'll be remembered. Puns, limericks, poems, and funny names are welcomed! There is no uniform format, so have fun with this!
RULES:
++++++++
1. Nothing dirty, sexual, or overly graphic, and no swearing.
2. No references to real people or fictional characters.
3. Be sensitive, no graves about well-known tragedies (especially from the last ten years).
4. The writing should fit in large letters on the gravestone (no more than 2-3 short sentences), and must not require special props, special font, colored writing, or any other artistic medium.
5. YOUR WORK MUST BE ORIGINAL. Do not copy ideas from any other person, site, or product. Any entry that does so is automatically disqualified.
Otherwise just be creative! Submit as many ideas as you can come up with. Don't be afraid to break the mold a little and try new things. Just remember the spirit of Halloween and make something a little creepy and VERY funny! Make us laugh!
PRIZES
+++++++
1st Place - M$6 + tips
2nd Place - M$3
3rd Place - M$1
I reserve the right not to award 2nd and 3rd place prizes if no suitable entries are submitted, but I have faith in all you ghouls!
As a bonus, I will also give a tip to anyone else who creates a grave that we use! So I could really empty my wallet on this contest! Thank you all, and good luck!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxcM3nCsglA
http://www.ahajokes.com/g/halloween03.gif
We inherited a collection of handmade, hand-written humorous graves from my parents, and proudly put on a big display every year. It's always the hit of the neighborhood, but we need to update our collection with some new material! Can you help us by writing some new graves for us?
EXAMPLES:
+++++++++++
....I couldn't find "Kris P. Corpse", but needless to say it involved someone playing with fire!
We have 40+ graves like this! Most tell a brief tale of how the person died, or why they'll be remembered. Puns, limericks, poems, and funny names are welcomed! There is no uniform format, so have fun with this!
RULES:
++++++++
1. Nothing dirty, sexual, or overly graphic, and no swearing.
2. No references to real people or fictional characters.
3. Be sensitive, no graves about well-known tragedies (especially from the last ten years).
4. The writing should fit in large letters on the gravestone (no more than 2-3 short sentences), and must not require special props, special font, colored writing, or any other artistic medium.
5. YOUR WORK MUST BE ORIGINAL. Do not copy ideas from any other person, site, or product. Any entry that does so is automatically disqualified.
Otherwise just be creative! Submit as many ideas as you can come up with. Don't be afraid to break the mold a little and try new things. Just remember the spirit of Halloween and make something a little creepy and VERY funny! Make us laugh!
PRIZES
+++++++
1st Place - M$6 + tips
2nd Place - M$3
3rd Place - M$1
I reserve the right not to award 2nd and 3rd place prizes if no suitable entries are submitted, but I have faith in all you ghouls!
As a bonus, I will also give a tip to anyone else who creates a grave that we use! So I could really empty my wallet on this contest! Thank you all, and good luck!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxcM3nCsglA
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| September 18, 2009 03:48 PM |
Name: Ivy Inna Coma
Text: She slept through the seasons without any reasons, and now she sleeps here for good!
Name: "Buzz" Harvey Watts
Text: He helped to light up our beautiful town... too bad we wasn't grounded.
I'll add more as the silliness flows...
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• After a long (and loud, bickering) conference call with my whole family to vote on the winners--since this all started as a family project--we eventually came up with our list of winners.
1st Place - Bunnyphuhu
2nd Place - mysterygirl89
3rd Place - twinpairs
Congratulations to all the winners, and thank you all for the help! Happy Halloween!
1st Place - Bunnyphuhu
2nd Place - mysterygirl89
3rd Place - twinpairs
Congratulations to all the winners, and thank you all for the help! Happy Halloween!
Tags: humor, halloween
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September 18, 2009 07:01 PM
Osay Bingo When they finally called B1,
The old boy's time was done!
Chimmney Crisp
Down the chimney like the man in red,
but a fire at the bottom left him dead.
Hellen Head-Fones
Listen, listen all around
Now she listens underground
I am just getting warmed up on these. I think I might have to start making my own grave stones!
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September 18, 2009 09:36 PM
Not sure if this one counts but I will be making more! I thought I would make a funny one.... I hope u like it.
His name is Ti Mi Shu or Tie My Shoe... I made this one up in High school a few years ago.
I am sure I will be adding more when I think of some. You can write this on things like your sign. I just have bad hand writing sometimes So I did not want to mess it up. I hope it is okay that I posted them like this. I could make them by hand if you really want.
I HAVE MORE but no pictures sorry. Photobucket is not working for me right now.
Gabby Abby
She used to talk for hours,
She speaks no more.
Katie Kat,
Here she lies with
her 9 cats at her side.
Mary Deadman
Never Married.
She never knew she would
Die a Dead Man.
Robert Grave
He used to go around Robbing Graves
He never thought in one he would lay.
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September 18, 2009 10:29 PM
Matt Flat
Here he lays Flat on his back,
People walk over him just like a Mat.
(Sorry if you think some are mean)
Misty Yue
Don't forget to "drop" bye.
(Supposed to sound like Missing You)
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Here he lays Flat on his back,
People walk over him just like a Mat.
(Sorry if you think some are mean)
Misty Yue
Don't forget to "drop" bye.
(Supposed to sound like Missing You)
September 19, 2009 03:06 AM
Lol, this will be like my only hand written one, I told you all my hand writting is bad. 
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af310/mysterygirl89/0918091954.jpg
Leslie Time,
Age 104
The Good Take Their Time
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Leslie Time,
Age 104
The Good Take Their Time
September 19, 2009 11:40 PM
Will U. Giveup
He always had hope
But Near the end
His hope was all gone
and he lost his Grin.
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He always had hope
But Near the end
His hope was all gone
and he lost his Grin.
September 19, 2009 12:46 AM
Ok I went to the local cemetary for some inspiration and this was all I could find. Maybe I'll have to go tour a bigger cemetary tomorrow.
IMG
IMG
IMG
IMG
IMG
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Me thinks your graveyard display shall have alot more residents this year
Source(s):
the warped graveyard in my head
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September 19, 2009 02:01 AM
How bout.... Iva Plot
Never could cook
this
finished her book
Ed Stone
Swam from the dock
Sank like a rock
Hada Will
When she wed
she planned ahead
Not seeing his greed
would make her a seed
Kinda Dead
Yea! Like being
half pregnant
And Finally:
Gno Etall
She read the
Encyclopedia from A to Z
Stand out Mahaloian
We all agree
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September 19, 2009 02:32 AM
Name :Missy tissy tran pue "Hello, are you gno? I am talking from gost colony...I am a real funny ghost..so I want tell him something about me.. WHAT?.... wrong number?"
Name:Sykus berry
She think that she is most funnest ghost because she don't know what is ghost?
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September 20, 2009 06:00 PM
Here lies Slim Pickens Had a farm and a few chickens
Farm foreclosed, birds flew the coop
No more mortgage, no more chicken poop!
Instructor C. D. Rhodes lies here in rest
After conducting one too many driver's test.
His student, unfortunately, did collide,
Making it Rhodes very last ride.
Here lies Red Velvet who died from an ache
Which all came about from too much cake.
He ate and he ate til his belly got fat
Hope they serve cake wherever he's at.
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Great job. Keep it coming!
(Oh, and great pic too!)
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