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darcy log... darcy log...
 
M$1 December 20, 2008 06:29 AM

Now that I am Queen, what should my demands be??

Since Jason has named me queen (http://www.mahalo.com/answers/mahalo-answers-community/i-toppled-the-king-kingjason-aka-jasoncalacanis-what-do-i-win ) what should my demands be? I think we should get smileys.

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bugsy bugsy
 
 December 20, 2008 08:12 AM
We should have different features available, depending on the current belt level.

We should have a "new items from your last visit" feature. New items should have a different background color on the next visit or so.

We should have bbcodes ftw! Especially an URL tag. It's a shame we can't format our answers "profesionally".

We should have smileys, but small, very cute "mahalo hawaian" ones.

We should have the ability to hide our current earnings.
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mrhelmsc mrhelmsc
 
December 20, 2008 06:31 AM
A euphoric nation filled with mythological creatures created in your honor.

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xds xds
 
December 20, 2008 06:31 AM
Swearing of allegiance from your loyal subjects.


hehe..
It would be nice if i could have the job of Lord Marshal :P

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lynemma lynemma
 
December 20, 2008 06:37 AM
You have a new avatar, Your Majesty.

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xds xds
 
December 20, 2008 07:45 AM
I'd love the job as long as i don't need to kill anyone :P

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javieraltm... javieraltm...
 
December 20, 2008 06:31 AM
Eternal supply of Cookies. And money. To buy more cookies with.
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Truth.


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belthesar belthesar
 
December 20, 2008 06:33 AM
No more cars, or ocean dumpage. From now on we should travel in tubes.
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http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/City-Hall-lyrics-Tenacious-D/40CB0DF... (WARNING!! NSFW)


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lynemma lynemma
 
December 20, 2008 06:33 AM
I think a trip to the Mahalo offices if you sustain your throne for an approved duration of time. :)

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pescina pescina
 
December 20, 2008 06:34 AM
The chance to refute refutations, comments and sources, instead of refuting an answer and clarifying what is being refuted.

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pescina pescina
 
December 20, 2008 04:04 PM
If not, then ask for italics, they are REALLY helpful. Otherwise, some of us will keep on using capital letters, which is like YELLING.

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richonion richonion
 
December 20, 2008 06:36 AM
Best personal service without any fees.

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redbeard redbeard
 
December 20, 2008 06:42 AM
Smileys would be a cool new add on, but I think you needa demand a different payout service other than paypal.. afterall.. were losing 1/4 of a dollar to them when we asked to be paid. =(

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redbeard redbeard
 
December 20, 2008 07:09 AM
stamps are relatively cheap... if they pay out over $50M then a 19c stamp isnt a problem.

I take cashiers checks!

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giglby giglby
 
December 20, 2008 09:18 AM
I don't remember the rules of PayPal, but PayPal doesn't take a fee when I receive a payment from Pinecone Research (a paid survey company) but it does when a person sends me payment. Not sure why this is

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offthedome offthedome
 
December 20, 2008 06:44 AM
None. A despotic queen doesn't get any favors when she's knocked off her throne.

P.S. under the new rating, you're actually the FIRST purple belt!! Congrats!!

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marcand marcand
 
December 20, 2008 07:00 AM
If you can maintain it for a week (which somehow I doubt, nothing against you), then I think you should ask for a gift certificate to some fine dining facility in your location.

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gerowe gerowe
 
December 20, 2008 07:08 AM
all the unicorns.
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google search unicorns


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nyssa nyssa
 
December 20, 2008 07:18 AM
Demands, well well. How about a bowl of peeled grapes?

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giglby giglby
 
December 20, 2008 09:17 AM
but the skin is the best part!

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pescina pescina
 
December 20, 2008 03:14 PM
The Silence of the Grapes...

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totalanswe... totalanswe...
 
December 20, 2008 07:19 AM
100,000 mahalo dollars!

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sleepysnai... sleepysnai...
 
December 20, 2008 07:35 AM
Chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate.

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hartwell hartwell
 
December 20, 2008 08:27 AM
Your Royal Highness:

Please have your minions re-code the site so that you can ask a question, and we can pay you to answer it.

Not just the author of your chosen best answer should get to pay you, but everyone who answers should have the opportunity to enrich your royal coffers.

That's it, "negative tips."

While you're making demands, how about you get them to mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tuna fish? Or... hold it! DARCY! I got it! Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great. [into tape recorder:] Call Starkist!

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natmaka natmaka
 
December 20, 2008 10:57 AM
Please give a Prince/Princess (or Infante/Infata) to yourself (and to us).

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garyljense... garyljense...
 
December 20, 2008 12:41 PM
You should demand that Mahalo bucks be worth $.80. Give everyone raise!!!

Congrats Darcy.

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