Hmmm....only three? What about a Mahaloan that I don't care for as much as the sacrificial lamb in case we have to eat somebody?? (Just so you know I'm skinnier than I look at taste gristly.)

Well, I think I'd pick:

@jeffhoard - so we could chat about Mahalo Answers a whole bunch
@mithrandir - so we could reminisce/bitch about Askville and old friends
@bunnyphuphu - because we have a common interest or two that we could chat about 'til the moon waxes and wanes.

If any of the above need to be eaten for survival, and a replacement pick is thrown in, then I'll take @morrissey. We could pass the time arguing/chatting about presidential trivia. Maybe @albanian, since there's a good chance he'd have beer on him.

http://www.thetoque.com/images/stories/cannibal_cookbook.jpg

I would NOT pick @jasoncalacanis, for fear that a Tesla conversation would start, and although I think it's *interesting* to a point, I know how Tesla enthusiasts can get going.

I would NOT pick @krysstel, because I'd want to be surly in that situation, and she'd try to cheer me up waaay too much.

I would NOT pick @irishstephen because he and I have very similar opinions and methods of arguing, and when I assume the role of leader, I don't want him usurping my power.

I would NOT pick @robbrown, because I don't want to be outsmarted and be the first eaten. Plus, brain is too chewy.

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I'd totally go Soylent Green on your asses. Sorry.

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